What?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hooray weasel...
you're making a difference..
in some kind of way!
Go & play in the wild...
& keep your stray
problems at bay!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Touch me not....
sexy fairy...
because i fancy...
that baboon...
who raspberries
funny tunes.
You may think i'm mad...
you may think i'm sad...
but that baboon...
certainly has got the lot! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh gosh....
i feel a dizzy spell..
coming on!
I feel a bit...
fuzzy wuzzy...
like some funny stuff...
is going on...
& i'm going off...
colour...
even though...
my lucky stars...
make me feel...
like a squash...
losing it's peel! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Out of space...
auto-pilot weasel....
direct us...
the way...
to go...
as we..
want to know...
as we feel...
like lost yo-yo's...
looking for a show! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is God living a lie....
or is the Universe telling the truth?
Or is it the other way around?
God wants Universal power!
God wants to steal the whole show!
What should we do about it?
Is a fool's weasel words....
going to get the cosmos...
into shape?
Are we all just a bunch of apes...
trying to sort out sour grapes?
God almighty....
don't go by the book...
as the Universe for you....
will go cuckoo! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cap & bells...
play cat & mouse...
with fox & geese!
Shuffle the cards...
do your tricks
out & about!
Dot some dots to dot...
find your spot...
is there any gold in the pot...
or any wealth in your heart...
by golly ol'jingles...
you know the score..
you silly ol' fool who can't stop!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You know what?
For God's sake...
pay the price...
as that fool...
has no sense...
give him money...
& he'll make sense!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!
It must be a fool time job...
for that jester...
as he has to keep going...
til the end of infinity....
to make any sense! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That cow cocky....
is as mad as a two bob watch!
He hates grass....
he has no class...
& is as stocky...
as his pet rock! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hey ding-dong...
ning-nong...
you have a bird-brain...
pea mindframe!
You're more than wrong...
so go & complain
to your left thong! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Nitwit half-wit
you're as nutty as a fruit-cake!
Full of mistakes...
worse than a fool.
You're a king dunce galah...
who won't get very far
so go & off-load...
some more off your plate! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & make love to a rusty-rake...
or give a lizard a stiffy...
before it tries to root
you in the ear...
but please stop
annoying my pet mosquito...
or you'll...
cop one in the rear...
with a rancid zucchini...
that's very so near! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That troll is wiped out...
ripped off his nits...
spaced out...
zonked..
out of his tree...
spun out...
wrecked..
but still...
he could a gherkiny stout! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!I've got the goose-bumps!
I think i'm going all gooOsey?
Am i off my crumpet?
Should i put on my spring-shoes..
& peform a kangaroo jump....
or should i play my rusty broken trumpet? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

G'day!
How are ya?
Howdy!
How ya goin' mate?
see you later alligator!
Catch ya later!
Hoo-roo
ya kangaroo! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]