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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    Deja Vu!How are you?I'm presently here write now in a status quo,vice versa situation to express myself through the paradoxical mountain of bric-a-brac as there is surely a chef-d'oeuvre potpourri waiting for me on the other side!I can hear the viva voce,vox populi & stupor mundi beakening in my mind!I can feel the zeitgeist in this multi-dimensional infinite space of the cosmos...bringing the boundless souls of everything together....collectively....in this grand whole picture!C'est la vie!Elan vital!

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      Gosh!Last night after....sorry early in the morning after i left the internet cafe....i was riding my bike....here in Amsterdam....& when i approaching the Leidseplein i heard....a bottle smash & at the same time a fire engine when blaring down the street ever so fast.A man hid behind some scaffolding & came out again after the fire-engine was gone...probably he must of thought it was the cops....as it must of been him...that threw the bottle.I went to keep riding & then my friggin' bike tyre went flat!I must of got just a tiny shard of glass...from the bottle in my tyre!I had to wheel it quite a distance which was a drag.Later that day i awoke & went to unlock my bike & it was fully covered in snow!I had to do a repair job....put a patch on the puncture!Friggin' freezing or what for Christ's sake!Christ!It's a friggin' drag having to fix a puncture in the friggin' snow!What the heck!The show must go on!
      Crikey!I have gone arse over head quite a number of times.....when walking around in the snow!Sometimes it can get slippery on some surfaces.....like being on an ice-skating rink...wearing slippers or something!
      I remember hitching a number of year's back in Germany....& i was 10 kms outside of Frankfurt & ending up hitching for 13 hours in the winter until i got a lift!It was full on!I was also at a Rastatt....but no-one would give me a lift!I guess it might of helped to have a little Australian flag or something.....as people have no idea where anyone comes from!Well.....i guess....some people like to have something to identify with!
      Another time i was in Germany,also in the winter,i hitched to Trier(old Roman city)..& after a few hours walking around the place...decided to move on.Some chap offered to give me a lift to the main road.....heading in the direction i was going...which was nice of him...i thought!I was there for 6 hours in the freezing cold in the middle of no-where....& night turned into morning.There was snow everywhere.I eventually got picked up by some chap....& after 2 hours talking......i said i'm glad i'm getting closer to Switzerland,but he probably didn't hear me properly the first time)...& then he said..."no i'm going to Sarbrucken!I thought....."damn!"After all that....i had got very far at all.Gosh!His car was slow as well!The next lift i got was mad!Some young German techno head....whose gear-stick was almost out-of-order!He kept saying"Sheizer"...which is shit for German(have i spelt it right?)After that i got another lift & then the driver spoeke to a truck driver & the truck driver drove me to the Swiss boarder!I then just walked round the boarder post as there was a petrol station there....& the officials didn't do anything!I then got a lift from the petrol station to the Luzern Faschnact(carnival)which was fun! Anyway...it's getting cold here now!I think i might get a turbo-powered shovel & dig a hole so i can get back Down Under(uptairs...back down stairs....from the north pole to the south pole...well almost!)...or perhaps start hitching...but it will probably take me a few year's to get back to Oz via land!Anyway cheeers & good luck!

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        Gorblimey!I'm a bit worried here!Maybe i shouldn't post anymore things from now on because...they will all get lost!File 10 & 11 won't show up.....or even file 6(it just goes blank)!That means i've lost over 100 posts!Sorry!But i think i'll fold if the folders don't come back!Is this for real....or just a temporary Twilight Zone phase?

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        • Peter Voice
          Moderator
          • Dec 2000
          • 1065

          Don't panic Rumple. Have a break do, a little reading. It's probably archiving automatically after p9, p6 is there.

          [This message has been edited by Peter Voice (edited 12-29-2001).]
          Every-one should watch their drawers!
          http://www.chalkcircle.com.au/

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            CRikey!File 6 did come back!I clicked on the bugger.....about 6 times...over a period of a couple of minutes & it was no-where to be found?Oh well!10 & 11 probably saying"Have a break dood!"
            I was gonna go onto file 12
            but what the heck......
            The show must take a pause........
            for once!Cheeers & good luck later on!Laters!

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            • Jim
              Administrator
              • Dec 2000
              • 1096

              Hey Rumple,

              I'm not sure why the board is showing that there are 10 and 11 pages. If you click on #9, that's the beginning of the whole thread.

              Maybe you should start a thread called:

              Rumplestiltskin - Volume II

              or whatever you want. Give this thread a chance to rest a bit. It seems nothing was deleted. Don't worry.

              Jim

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                Hi ya!How ya going?The pause didn't last long.....because i remembered...that i've forgotten how to read!Maybe i could try to read a book dyslexic & from back to front whilst jumping up & down & with the book upside down?

                Beware Of The Bible-Basher!
                ===========================
                There once was a little man
                who got booked
                by a Bible-basher
                because he couldn't stand
                the look
                of the Bible-basher
                as a flasher!

                Has anyone ever heard of the Christian heavy-metal band called Stryper?
                Apparently in one of their concerts year's ago.....they were throwing out the word of god(Bibles)......to their fans....& it knocked someone's eye out!What an eyesore!Just joking?

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                • Jim
                  Administrator
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 1096

                  Rumple,

                  I'm closing this thread to make sure nothing happens to it. Something screwy is definitely going on.

                  It seems you're testing the limits of the system!

                  Start a new topic and keep going.

                  Jim

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