heckler lines for kids(rude Kids)

[Stephon]

Originally posted by gav
You all mostly seem to be missing one point which is AJs' son wasn't acting out of line because Mat had solicited the boos from the crowd.

You're right, I did somehow completely miss that part of the story.

Sorry about that AJ. Please disregard anything I said related to the booing.

[The Amazing Beaumanz]

maaaaaan!

I started this thread years ago to get some input from others that would help the creative juices flow.

There have been some really great ones on these pages that i'm sure others have used.

At no time did i want to do a show where i ripped on kids for no reason.

[Hunter]

"Ah, thanks kid; that reminds me. Everyone please stop by after the show and sign my petition to install bent coat hangers and a bottle of whisky in all public restrooms. Let's think of the less fortunate here."

[Richard]

Here's a coupon for a free Michael Vick puppy.

[The Amazing Beaumanz]

How 'bout this one: "For being the most obnoxious kid in the crowd, I have a prize...." then hand the kid a toy with a big tag that says MADE IN CHINA

[scot]

Here's one to make up for it, all you sensitives...

"Sorry, I didn't mean to make fun of you so much, I just thought you'd be better."

Gav. I have tons of heckle lines in my street shows because I lead the hecklers and I play with them like it's a LIVE show. So many performers do canned shows where everyone one is exactly the same, audiences are refreshed.

[Doctor Eric]

And Gav, seriously, lay off, 60% of my show is aggression towards kids, the meaner I am the more they love it. Little bastards.

[jeep caillouet]

I stold this!

I stold this some where down the line ,it always works... "get out of here kid you bother me!" I like your douchebag lines Doctor Eric. I'm sure I'll need it some time in the future,I only hope I will remember it when I need it the most! Hey Dallas come on down we are scheduled to shoot that buskers TV show on the 12th of Sept. Call me. Any one else can come too. It's one of 11 shows to be shot in11 cites about busking in America, for the travel channel.

[The Amazing Beaumanz]

on our way saturday!!!

Jeep,

Nick,Sharon and I ARE coming down Saturday night. We won't get in 'til early Sunday. Will work Sunday and Monday and head back up here.(Nick's in school)

[AJJames]

cheers gav

Its been a year since the incident with Matt Ricardo.
just wanted to say thanks Gav for pointing out the crucial facts of the case that so many idiots commented on with out knowing them. I can't believe how nicey nicey appologetic I was to all the ignorant people that dared to be so insulting to my character.
now I don't feel so vulnerable to wankers criticism , I just want to say to all those that had the gall to insult me after I had a traumatic experience. you are going to have to face me one day and I can't wait. I won't forget , to you it was just an everyday pass time of insulting people from the safety of your computer , but for me it was a rare occasion that I will never forget and I will never forget those who thought they could speak to me disrespectfully.
dr eric, where abouts do you work, I am planning a trip to the divided states of hypocrisy , and I want to come and find you, we could carry on our discussion face to face

[Peter Voice]

Yo AJ
We've known each other a long time and your last post is starting to sound a bit like Chance or Trevor on a bad day.

Move on. We all, performers, audiences, kids (ours and others) have bad days. Not much point in making this one of yours.

[seagull]

Some really smart people can learn by watching others make a mistake. (wish I was one)
Most of us have to make our own mistake to learn anything.

And some people never learn, even after a year...


For a teenage boy:

Folks see how things have changed, you know when I was a kid you would have got beat up walking around in an outfit like that. We use to buy our cloths at the good will to, but at least I got to pick from the boys section.

[Peter]

Originally posted by Peter Voice
Yo AJ
We've known each other a long time and your last post is starting to sound a bit like Chance or Trevor on a bad day.

Move on. We all, performers, audiences, kids (ours and others) have bad days. Not much point in making this one of yours.

Now that explains the PM I received from AJ titled "FUCK YOU." He accused me of being condescending to him. I did reply telling him he had me mixed up with you Peter. So expect a PM telling you how you offended him from AJ.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Re: cheers gav

Originally posted by AJJames
I just want to say to all those that had the gall to insult me after I had a traumatic experience.

What? Traumatic? AJ, your original post about punching Matt sounded arrogant and condescending, not traumatized.

You posted:
"I would like to emphasise that I am not saying everyone who uses heckle lines on kids should be punched , at all."

Wow! Thanks! How open minded of you!

Boast to a group of performers how you just knocked one of us out after a show, and what do you expect? Our respect and civility? Blow me!

[scot]

If I punched everyone who disrespected me, I would get beaten up every hour.