Scot is an Idiot.

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  • Butterfly Man
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 1606

    #91
    Things I never learned from Scot Nery

    If you yell for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.



    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create an atomic bomb.


    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.


    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.


    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.



    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping it off.

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.


    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

    Butterflies taste with their feet.


    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.


    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.


    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.


    A cat's urine glows under a black light.


    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


    Starfish have no brains


    Polar bears are left-handed.


    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

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    • scot
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2000
      • 1169

      #92
      Ha ha. I started this performer life April 1st, 2008.

      That's 8 years, 7months and zero days. In six more days, I can get a job as a barista.

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      • jeep caillouet
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2006
        • 752

        #93
        I can tell you the answer

        Jester, I can tell you the answer to the question that you originally ask Scott because I grew up In rural south Missippi in the 50's " everyone knows there's only one race and that's the Daytona 500, the rest are Mexicans". And I can tell you I prefer blonds " because they are easer to spot in the dark",a little older wouldn't heart though because they are a little smarter and a little more tolerant of me at say 35 or so Stephon Is that nose hair your plucking? And don't include me in "we don't understand" because I understood every word that Gav wrote, even though " Jeep you sound a little drunk", sorry Jim. Gav compared to me and you I'd think, and I'm not a starfish B Man, there are some stupid fucks out there! Gotta go,it's time for another beer and a fattie, see ya

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        • Rachel Peters
          Moderator
          • Nov 2005
          • 1396

          #94
          Dear Mr. Caillouet,
          Rarely do you make sense.
          Insincerely,
          Rational Peters
          Well, maybe I WILL just keep telling myself that.

          www.rachelpeters.com

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          • roughtoughcreampuf
            Member
            • Oct 2008
            • 89

            #95

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            • Juggalicious
              Senior Member
              • Apr 2003
              • 340

              #96
              i just read through the beginning of this thread for the first time - HA

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