Martin Kicks Arse

[martin ewen]

so anyway

I'll explain tomorrow.

You think anyone here thinks you have a point?
You are inept but annoying, hard to ignore in the same way children are told not to touch a coldsore.
But its actually a social experiment, yes of course it is. So is dodging traffic.
So what masterful, intellectual slight of club foot are you going to employ today to keep the faintest glimmer alive that all this banal provocation has a design other than the engorgment of your stunted cerebral stiffy?
What exactly did you mean when you promised Eric an explaination last night.
I'll explain tomorrow.
Lets all stand back and watch another predictable pedestrian side step.

Of course he's 41, his names Jonathan Russell
his ph is 01722710647, add. 11 priory close,Alderbury, Wilts SP5 3TE he used to work at a job center, cnn reported on him and said he kept dropping things when trying to juggle. He has a website. He was European jester of the year in 1999. Googled for who issues those but just got links back to him, maybe there wern't many jesters that year.
Perhaps consider writing to the Salsbury council as a concerned group of fellow performers who are disturbed by his deteriorating mental condition.
Would that be the sort of cruelty he's fishing for?
Maybe ring his parents, he obviously needs company.
Someone should help him.
I will never do these things, its just a way of illustrating that this site isn't as isolated a masturbatory venue as some might think.
Unless of course he's not unbalanced.
And actually has a
point
In which case tomorrow is now today and its 9-42pm in England.

[le pire]

Jesus Jester, your such an idiot.

You don't fucking know my whole bio. As a kid, we would go up to "le perfide albion" (french slang for your country) and I studied in London for almost a year. Just because I worked in a holiday park doesn't mean I stayed confined there. I bought a car and got out of there every chance I could. I've been to countless villages, stayed in B&B's, hotels, hostels, played the Musical Halls, comedy clubs and real theatres as well. For the sake of brevity (and the fact that nobody really cares) I haven't posted by entire resume and a list of every place I've ever been. I can say with absolute assurance that I've seen more of the UK than most of the people who live there-- just like every English, Welsh, Scottish, or Irish performer who has been on tour. If everyone in your country was as presumptuous and stupid as you, I never would have gone back so often.

But the thought that a foreigner could understand your country or people is so repulsive to you that you just plug your ears and just deny everything. I have a degree in sociologie from the Sorbonne, and LESSON ONE (which is where you pretty much seem stuck at on every subject) was understanding French society and culture before we could move on to other societies and their relationships with each other. The text book, although in French was written by Theodore Zeldin an ENGLISH sociologist. Sometimes, often times, the outsiders view is more accurate than someone on the inside. The works of French sociologist Tocqueville about the USA are the foundation for the sociology department at Harvard.

What's so frustrating about your overwhelming stupidy Jester is we have to keep going back to step one and restating what SHOULD be obvious.

txt speak is NOT a legitimate form of language. DUH! If you SPEAK and WRITE like txt when you have the opportunity to speak and write articulately then excuse me, but chances are you are an ignorant pikey. Most people who speak and write like that do so because they can't spell, and do not have comprehension of syntax or grammer and then defend their stupity by saying they're "keeping it real." Yeah, real DUMB. If you choose to express yourself that way, then fine, if it is a legitimate choice. If TXT is your only option, it's a default, not a choice.

And you're right Scot, language is not static, tell that to Jester when he goes off that American English is less legitimate than his English... yet he defends TXT as a proper form of language. Arguments so convoluted and self contradictory that they really can't be taken seriously.

So what do you want to do now Jester, lets go back to step one and talk about pikey rights and all that bullshit ("Some of my best friends are pikeys! Don't you go dissing pikeys!!!")? Let's just go ALL the way back to the origins of spoken and written expression and you can type out your ass like a virtual Cliff Claven ("Cheers").

Firegirl really hit the nail squarely on the head about your constant need to spin wheels in the mud and repeat yourself over and over again. As you once again say "you can ignore this thread." The response to this was already posted: your diarrhea of the fingers has already splattered across so many threads that your stink is impossible to avoid. This is a public forum-- but what seems to be going on is you are pissing on every thread like a dog marking his territory. Everyone is welcome everywhere (step fucking ONE, again).

If I was to tell you what the point of this forum is it would defeat the object of the excercise.

Exercise? Um, hi, I thought this was a discussion board, not the gym.

Jester, you've succeeded in annoying, boring and alienating yourself from people all over the world. Well done. You're injured, and you should really be using this time to heal and repair. Instead you've chosen to try to drag everyone down to you're shitty state of being. If I were you, I would be using the downtime a little more constructively and work on programming a website. If you're confined to your computer you might as well learn some HTML. Hell, you could have your own blog and then post your ramblings on your own site for all the world to see and comment on.

I'm so sick of seeing your bullshit all over this forum that I'll take a pro-active step: I'll HELP you build a real site / blog.


etienne

[firegirl]

ROCK ON MARTIN AND ETIENNE

you both have such a way with words.

it's lovely.

[firegirl]

DYING FOR SOURCES OF OUTSIDE VALIDATION

Originally posted by Magrat2005
...have you forgotten about our little spat...

magrat,
there was no spat to be forgotten. but, here my english challenged, transparent friend - let me provide you with something you're dying for.

PATS MAGRAT ON THE HEAD

yes, yes dear... i've forgotten all about our "spat".

kate <--- laughing

[Magrat2005]

right, I'm glad your laughing firegirl

by the way Martin and Etienne, Jesta's leg is just fine

[martin ewen]

What I sort of see is that magrat's not really a born fighter, she doesn't really like all out battles and I find that refreshing. She's just a wee nipper, she puts things up she thinks others might find interesting and she arrived here in the middle of one of the uglyest flamewars this site has had so its only natural she'd want to puff up a bit simply to mirror what she saw everyone else doing.
I asked her what the difference between a warning and a threat was at one point and she nailed it really succulently.
As time goes on I'll be able to shoot less and less past her.
She's very young and I propose we select her to be our british youth representitive.

[Magrat2005]

is this a stupid question?

Originally posted by martin ewen
I propose we select her to be our british youth representitive.

what does that involve? its sounds kind of cool

[le pire]

Jester's leg is fine? So lets just add "titty baby whiner begging for sympathy" to the list.

[Magrat2005]

Martin please tell me what it involves, you've got me all excited about it!!

[Peter Voice]

Etienne, go to the Jester Free Zone and take a good deeeeep breath.


Then come out swinging.

[le pire]

Magrat,

I LIVE in a Jester free zone 4000 miles away, and I'm breathing deeply and happily.

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by martin ewen
What I sort of see is that magrat's not really a born fighter, she doesn't really like all out battles and I find that refreshing.

your right there Martin, I dont mind the odd spat with someone, but not full blown arguments...I just like stirring those up abit

[Magrat2005]

er....ok....etienne, I think you mean Peter, he said that, not me

[jester]

There are several points to this thread.

Apart from the fact that you are all hilarious. And I'm not saying that in a detrimental way. I enjoy it. I am a provocateur.

Martin has proved one of them today already.

Martin has been on a tireless campaign to discredit me for a while now, and while I am sure I probably deserved it, he was begining to let his loathing of me pollute other threads. So I thought I'd bring him out and spat with him in a special thread.

The only point in the original debate which he was winning was the "I'm not a killjoy, I've been doing this for 20 years and I know I'm funny blah blah blah.

The fact that the thread "what was everyone like at school." thread is dead since he started this proves that he can be a killjoy. Some were enjoying it, but he killed it.

In fact, when I started this thread, he didn't really know what to do next, but Firegirl rescued him and he played very well. He is the best player. But he is still a bully and he is unhappy that I have taken him on like this.

Martin is terrified of Dandruff apparently.

He then even had to start and try to ruin another thread of mine today. It is very easy to throwaway your moral high ground Martin. You once asked me to keep your thread on topic and I gracefully withdrew.

While Martin is brilliant, he is a tyrant when it comes to self esteem bullying. Maybe he has never been bullied, or maybe he had too much of it, but whatever, he has a tyranical trait in a harmless world. I was just tinkering with him a bit.

While Martin has strong freindships and alliences all that he has proved is that I am less popular than Martin. Significantly.

I'm not as funny either.

Another point is I am writing a paper on how liberal, educated and previously enlightened people become sucked into proping up illiberal social structures.

I've alluded to it once or twice in this thread. It was all very interesting. And I was surprised on a couple of things. Let's say I learned a lot. The silent majority remained silent, the hawks were very aggressive and ugly. With very little provocation, except that somebody excercised his freedom of speech.

It's not a brilliant model for a paper, but it worked. We had the ruling party openly and proudly admitting that they enjoyed poking the weak with sticks.

Another point was I wanted to see who engages in debate and who is a fuckwit crow sucking up to the alpha male.

I am also interested in Dr Eric, but he is elusive and has really strong patience. I knew he wouldn't resist getting in on the action and he did it for the reasons I thought he would.

He adores Martin and admires aggressive bullying humour.

There are many mahy other points, I'm sure you will all debate this in your own insane and primeval way.

As for the theory that I contribute absolutely nothing of value to this forum:

Well lets just say that popularity on a Forum is not my greatest concern. It's how I am in my real life that is important.

However, I have provoked thought and started many threads which have been fun and constructive. I have fooled many with the "Ban performance enhancing drugs thread." and I have made many people laugh with some of the stuff I do. I know because people tell me. And people are still debating some stuff I put on. I do have friends here Martin.

Some of my threads have little interest, some of them have many.

Anyway, I really don't want to justify myself here today, I am rather busy, cos my leg is better and I have much to do.

Oh, and yes I am an idiot. But I@m happy.

If this thread has made you miserable, you bought it on yourself. There was no need for any of you to come here. You came because you enjoyed it in a perverse way.

Predictable abuse with lengthy metaphors involving unsavoury substances and bowells will follow I'm sure.


I'm afraid I can't stop to justify how such a humourless old git could possibly describe himself as a Jester. But please come to Salsibury and watch me in action.

If anybody would like a copy of my CD rom, email, me, send me the postage and I'll send you one.

[jester]

Queens English

Hey Firegirl.

I get loads of crap about not speaking the Queens English too.

She doesn't speak English. She has her own dialect.