Martin Kicks Arse

[Magrat2005]

hes not aloud to post in here, he 'closed' it remember, he'll go some place and sulk and wished he never

firegirl - I like you to

[the scarecrow]

So let me get this right. He is snookered. If he posts on here he's lost. If he doesn't, he's backed down?

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by the scarecrow
So let me get this right. He is snookered. If he posts on here he's lost. If he doesn't, he's backed down?

I really dont know...I'm just waiting for him to pop up someplace else

[Peter Voice]

Hey what's happened here.

I was just getting warmed up and the medieval mediocrity has run away.

Not fair. I'm going to lodge a protest. I want a re-match, I haven't finished with him yet.

[Doctor Eric]

Well, now that Jester is taking a leave of absence and we can focus on much more important things... I'd like to propose a friendly wager.

How much alcohol, and let's try to be exact here folks, is it going to take to get firegirl and magrat to make out?

Not the full on, just a couple of light hearted kisses, caresses, and maybe a fondle or two?

I'm just curious, by the way.

[Magrat2005]

Peter

never mind, I'm sure you'll get your re-match some other time, some other thread...

[firegirl]

SHOW A GUY A LITTLE CLEVEAGE...

Originally posted by Doctor Eric
How much alcohol, and let's try to be exact here folks, is it going to take to get firegirl and magrat to make out?

sheesh. not hard to figure out where your mind is, eh?

i can answer that question for my half based upon previous experiances in new orleans, la.

exactly 12 "new orleans shots" (ie: 4oz of booze as opposed to 1oz of booze per shot) of patron silver. that would be 48oz of patron silver.

though if magrat is hot, it might take less.

[Doctor Eric]

48 oz. of Patron and you could see the blaze from space...

Well, at first I thought I'd just try to make the mediocrity of internet flirting a little more interesting, I had no idea you'd up the ante by jumping straight to Death by Alcoholism. Now you're speakin' my language, firegirl.

[worldwidese]

I'm glad that's OVER!

Whew! I was ready to ask Jim to step in.
Jim, you're a wise man for remaining silent through the storm.

Jester, now that you know the rules of the game - i.e. don't go too deep into anything- life is mostly froth and bubble etc, could you give yourself a good slap on the wrist and then come back and play with us, not against us?

[Magrat2005]

Re: I'm glad that's OVER!

Originally posted by worldwidese
then come back and play with us, not against us?

yeah, come back and 'play' with us, please!!

[Magrat2005]

Re: the point is

Originally posted by firegirl
think about it: jester's wheels whirring madly in the mud & martin standing just out of reach with tire chains... laughing... at jester.

a better interpretation is Jesta walking away chuckling while everyone is screaming after him, telling him he's lost.

[firegirl]

IRON LIVER... A NEW METAL BAND OR A BODY PART BELONGING TO FIREGIRL?

Originally posted by Doctor Eric
I had no idea you'd up the ante by jumping straight to Death by Alcoholism.

well... i DID live in new orleans for 2.5 years.

what doesn't kill us... doesn't kill us.

it's dicey, though, feeding me that much patron... you can get mixed results. i *may* start making out with a chick... of course, i may also wander into the middle of decatur st. and throw my shoe at you... dicey, dicey situation.

i hardly remember the 12 4oz shots of patron silver night... i'm told i was a lot of fun, though.

obviously something i don't repeat often...

heh.

[Stephon]

Originally posted by Magrat2005
I know Martin most proberly doesnt care, but I was asking him

Just got back in town and read this. Thank you for that measured and mature response; it should stand as a lesson to others.

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by Doctor Eric
Well, now that Jester is taking a leave of absence and we can focus on much more important things... I'd like to propose a friendly wager.

How much alcohol, and let's try to be exact here folks, is it going to take to get firegirl and magrat to make out?

Not the full on, just a couple of light hearted kisses, caresses, and maybe a fondle or two?

I'm just curious, by the way.

*sticks fingers down her throat*

How much Rohypnine does it take before anyone does anything with you?

I'm just curious, by the way

[firegirl]

BE YOURSELF

magrat,
can i tell you something honestly?

you are far more interesting an individual when you are not sucking up to jester.

i say that with the most sincere and warm regards.
peace out - i have a rehersal to get to...
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