Martin Kicks Arse

[firegirl]

sure it does...

come by after your show... i'll buy ya a drink - it's been a month of sundays, eh?

[jester]

Hey Peter. I'll gladly drill your roots if it makes our lives less boring. I'm normally quite squeamish but WTF. Can I drill the roots of your hair on your head instead?

I'm very good. I do that at "Traffic Management School" I drill holes in the undergraduates heads and we suck out a little more brain every day until they graduate with honours.

It might even enhance your personality.

[Doctor Eric]

Hold on, I'm on my way

Make that drink a bottle and I'm there.

[firegirl]

Don't have those New Orleans Bartender hookups anymore...

but, i'll buy ya a shot... well - ellijah, the bartender at rich's 93 will buy ya a shot - but, it'll have my name on the gift card... heh!

besides paul nathan has that secret stash of jim beam in the box office...

okay - i'm out - i have to get ready for da show!


peace,
kate

[martin ewen]

This thread has my name on it and now all the rancour is spent its like everyones all post coital and grabbing bottles and heading into private rooms in small groups.
I'm going to stay out here. pacing myself for no reason, drinking in ever stupifying hope that one day, one day ...clunk.

[Peter Voice]

If boring people enhances their personalities, Jester, then I must thank you for you relentless efforts toward this group's well-being.

It reminds me of our other hero, George, as he selflessly brings peace and prosperity to Iraq.

[jester]

Martin.. is it a girl? Is it a boy?

Peter, what exactly is your contribution here? Do you really think you are in any way in my league at arguing the toss? You aren't quite stupid nor smart enough.

There is nowt as unforgiveable as mediocrity. But I'm fucking brilliant, so I'll forgive you.

Go forth my son and try not to get pregnant.

Is there a midwife in the house?

[firegirl]

WOW...

that's so harsh!

i wouldn't even compare my worst enemy to DUH-BYA...

wow.

and, martin - i'd buy you a shot, too... but, it'd seem as if you've passed out on the bar, already.

;P

[firegirl]

Originally posted by Doctor Eric

And if I have to drag my unstable ass to your god-damned shindig, you should come see my set at The Green Room this Wednesday.

email me the details.

[jester]

Oh gee thanks firegirl.

I was trying to ignore the Dubyah slur. You're diplomatic enough to be his middle east ambassador.

Peter, I can forgive your mediocrity, I can't forgive the Bush analogy. But I can say that no one will ever compare thee to kissinger.

And firegirl, I won't compare thee to Bassinger.

I've been called some terrible things in these threads....

Fuck... My head is spinning, it's like I even care about my social esteem on these threads... Dr Eric... Help Meeeeee

Now watch this drive!

[Peter Voice]

Actually, George is my worst enemy. I was just trying to lift Jester's obviously shattered self-esteem by trying to make him feel a little more important.

[jester]

Do you suppose the Whitehouse staff talk about George as though he wasn't there either?

[jester]

Er at what point did you think I had a self esteem issue?

[Doctor Eric]

"Er at what point did you think I had a self esteem issue?"

Sixty three and one-half seconds after you joined the board.

[jester]

Nah. I think we can safely say that while Martin pretends to be joking and possibly gets away with it, you are a troubled little soul with a real problem aren't ya?

Hey look folks. I'm bigger than the jester, and I'm in the gang that outnumbers him. Hahah!

And what makes you think Martin doesn't care? Even you care you sad little thing. Go on admit it... You love me really.