Martin Kicks Arse

[jester]

Aroogah! Irony deficiency alert. Denial Mode. Dr Eric is not my dad, nobody who has my genes would ever consider therapy under any circumstances.

[jester]

Re: And, that's Comedy!

Originally posted by firegirl
NOW THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY!

::high five to doc::

Yeah. And that one is in the public domain if you want to use it.

[firegirl]

what are you refering to?

the "fucking funny" part or the "high five to doc" part?

not that i was concerned about using either... but, thanks?

[jester]

I was referring to Dr Erics little rant. It's a standard Stand Up comedy put down for hecklers except normally the comic pretends to be the long lost dad.

Or a woman can do a similar thing where she finishes by saying "I was too young then and you're too ugly now."

It's good cos it makes the easily pleased laugh a lot.

[firegirl]

i see.

thanks for the 411...

dur!

[jester]

Wots a 411?

Dur?

[firegirl]

411 = information

it's the us phone code which you call when you want to get directory assistance (ie - information... other people's phone numbers)... it is used by some when others give them information... it is hipster slang - "thanks for the 411, dude!" "hey - let me hit you with the 411."

dur = silly noise made when one feels like someone is behaving like a dumb ass; or, when one feels [themselves] like a dumb ass. an offshoot of "duh."

[martin ewen]

Its an oblique reference to the two ages where you development was most likely arrested.
Course if your already 41 then this theory has a serious flaw. But its still debatable.

[Doctor Eric]

"I was referring to Dr Erics little rant. It's a standard Stand Up comedy put down for hecklers except normally the comic pretends to be the long lost dad."

No, it's not, but nice try. It's an honest and accurate representation of your unhealthy obsession with Martin. I didn't say he that he IS your father, I'm saying it's not Martin's fault that Daddy didn't love you. Go have a good cry, eat some bon-bons, and quit trying to impress someone that doesn't care.

[jester]

Next year I will be 42. Life the universe and everything.

By the way Martin.

You played really well today. Thank you for indulging me you condescending bastard. I honestly enjoyed it loads and at one point I wondered if I had actually got to you and felt almost a little guilty and then I realised, not a fucking chance.

You are a very funny man.

This is not to be interpreted as an apology.
I'm still laughing my socks off at the "Was loved by nobody feared by all bit."

I should point out though. The no pubic hair at 16 bit is actually true, and while nobody ever commented on the matter, in fact probably nobody else cared... I did. I was so fucking traumatised.

I remember once about 15 years ago, attempting stand up between bands at a punk concert, having plastic beer glasses thrown at me and thinking, "What the fuck is this stage fright thing. How could it ever get worse than this. At least I've got pubic hair now."

And when I thought that, and smiled, the stage fright disappeared, the plastic glasses stopped coming and people actually listened to what I was saying. I was no longer a rabbit caught in the headlights. I was the jackalope outstaring the truckdrivers.

Of course I've had tough gigs since, but nobody has ever made me feel uncomfortable on my stage since.

[jester]

Dr Eric

Ah. Dr Eric. Psychoanalyst to the stars. Welcome back. I kind of missed you.

[Peter Voice]

Hey Jester, has any-one told you that getting root canal work is more fun than reading the crap you've been posting here. It's like using the toilet cubicle next to a 20 stone Texan with grade 8 (on the Nepalese scale) dysentry. The noise is bad enough but the lingering stench is nauseating.

We know you're suffering from broken legged boredom but do you have to bore us too. Couldn't you go and sew some bells on a hat or something. We'd all enjoy that so much more.

[firegirl]

I'M EASY...

to make laugh today... heh.

eric, are you *really* located in the inner bowels of rosanne arnold?

bwahaaa!

i guess you won't be coming to the SFIC thing then, eh?

unless her bowels move rather fast...

k <--easily amused

[firegirl]

Originally posted by Peter Voice
It's like using the toilet cubicle next to a 20 stone Texan with grade 8 (on the Nepalese scale) dysentry. The noise is bad enough but the lingering stench is nauseating.

bwahaaaa!

i don't know peter - i'm quite enjoying other people's responses to jester... it's breaking up the monotony of sitting here working on writing a grant to the nea...

peace out,
k

[Doctor Eric]

"eric, are you *really* located in the inner bowels of rosanne arnold?"

I'm drowning in filth, bile , and fast-food wrappers, does that count?

I might come by, but I'm going to try to do a show first.

And if I have to drag my unstable ass to your god-damned shindig, you should come see my set at The Green Room this Wednesday.