Please stop calling me

[jester]

Sorry not a moron. Disagreeable certainly. But not a moron.

[jester]

I don't think it was a jest. I just think that you all embarrassed him into claiming it was a jest because you all made him feel weak because he shared his problem.

He wanted to appear strong again.

[Doctor Eric]

Just as a side note, every time I see the title "Community Jester" under J's name, this Image leaps into my mind of a weird man in a Jester costume, tears streaming from his eyes, being passed around a circle of very large inmates.

Maybe that would be "Communal."
I don't know.

[jester]

Hahah. Thats' cos you were there at the time and you shot your wad b4 it was your turn. Hence the phallic substitute in your picture.

[Doctor Eric]

Of all the rude, crass, inappropriate, mentally deficient, drunk, paranoid, or just plain stupid things I have done, I have NEVER shot my wad before my turn.

[Stephon]

Originally posted by Doctor Eric
you also COMMENTED on it when you critiqued my website 2 years ago, !@#?off.

OK, maybe it's because my belly is full of crabs and beer (welcome to 4th of July in Maryland), but I find that damned funny. I honestly have no memory or that at all. This is just like what happened when I decided to call myself "Sigfreid and Roy".

Of course my site site says "bad mother-fakir", so it still belongs to me.

But seriously, I will take it off my website tonite, as I promised.


BTW, your new site looks really good.

[Dan Holzman]

Thank you jester.

Jester,
I think you and Joe Joe are the only two people here who really understand me. I'm just a lonely boy crying out for the love my daddy never gave me(at least not in a legal way)

Doctor Eric,
I don't think you are a real Doctor. I used to think you must know what you are talking about because you have had so much schooling, now I'm not so sure. Are you a fraud? Have you been trying to fool everyone? Shame on you.

Slappy the clown,
Thank you for the private e-mails. I know as a lurker how scared you might be to post here. You see what has happened to me. Don't be afraid, Martin might seem mean, but under that tough exterior beats a heart of gold. I know, I have read the poetry on his web page and have real feelings well up in my heart like fistulas.

Scot nery,
I hope you are having a good time in Japan. I have seen you perform, and I think you are very tall.

To all the rest of the readers here,
Happy 4th of july. may all your houses be full, and all your pots be monsters.
Holzman-out

[Doctor Eric]

Stephon, leave it on your damn site, just PAY ME MY ROYALTIES!!

[scot]

Once Jester posts, Scot stops reading the thread

Stephon. You don't make any sense and you're an idiot.

Martin, you make sense. Why did you work so hard to make sense?

Eric, what did you mean about the carpet?

Dan, that's a great thing to say... if you really believe it.

Of course, I didn't read the thread.
Scot

[Doctor Eric]

He really did take it off of his site...

Is it grammatically correct if I shake my head in bemusement?

You spelled Siegfried wrong.

[martin ewen]

who dares..grins

http://www.anti-gravity.com.au/bennyhil.mid

It pays to listen to the whole thing while meditating on the rich topography of your existance,

[Stephon]

Re: Once Jester posts, Scot stops reading the thread

Originally posted by scot
Stephon. You don't make any sense and you're an idiot.

Don't leave me hanging, Scot--tell me what didn't make sense and I'll try to explain it to you. And please tell me why you think I'm an idiot. 'Cuz your opinions really, really are important to me. I really, really wanna know how I can improve my image in your eyes. Really, really.

[Dan Holzman]

Can't we all get along

Martin,
Thank you for the brief musical interlude. It has helped me to put a lot of negative things behind me.

I am no longer angry at Dr.Eric for taking my posts too seriously, and then bitching like a little schoolgirl when I call him on it.

I am no longer upset with Martin and his pompous I'm better then You are attitude. He thinks he is so funny just because he's witty and clever.

MarcusM. I feel you brother, I too know what it's like to recieve phone calls. Don't think that I didn't read your post. I did. I've added you to my list along with Joe Joe and Jester as one of the true good guys who post here.

Stephon, I don't think you 're an idiot. I think it was childish of Scot to call you that. Don't worry about him he's just a big, tall poo poo head.

La Pire.
Thank you for being a good guy. You showed concern for my well being, and I appreciate that. I wish you all the best.

Now that I've gotten in the last word, I think it's time to end this thread so I can go bask in the feeble light of my own I'll begotten glory. Please respect my wishes.

I know you are all deeply gratefull to me for all of the entertainment I have provided here, but please, your thank yous are not neccessary. I am just doing what God put me here on earth for. To bring people together through laughter.
Sincerely,
Daniel Holzman

[Doctor Eric]

So far I think Martin is still the only one who's gotten any laughs here, Dan. Maybe you SHOULD try harder.

[jester]

Lotsa larfs.

That's not true Dr Eric.

Stephon made me laugh, you made me laugh (and not for entirely the wrong reasons either) but on this occassion because of my high expectations of Martin, he failed to make me laugh.

This is because he lost his moral authority.

You are right though. Dan did not make me laugh. And I don't believe there are any calling cards for any kind of joke in his original posts. I can't find the bit where he claims to have been joking, I just think he managed to deal with your outrageous lack of sympathy and managed to get humerous again.

All I know is I get crank calls all the time (gosh I have soo many enemies) and while I can handle them, when this first happened I found it all a bit upsetting.

If anybody does get crank calls, email me and I'll tell you how I deal with them.

Bet you Scott still reads this post.