Link a day keeps sanity at bay

[martin ewen]

Happy new year creeps

http://www.koreus.com/files/200408/radiohead_creep.html

[Doctor Eric]

The mexican Stephen Hawking

http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html

For my peronal favorite, have the Alberto voice say:

"So two pollocks, a jew, and a mexican walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey, get the fuck out of here!""

[Kalonymus]

Surfs Up!

Surfer Gary Wolf told Israeli publication Haaretz that he rode the tsunami in Sri Lanka. "Suddenly I saw that the rocks near the shore had simply disappeared," he recounted. "At first, I didn't understand what was happening and I concentrated on surfing. When I finished surfing, I discovered that I was on the highway, about half a mile from the beach where my room was. Fortunately, the waves pulled me and my surfboard into shore instead of out into the ocean."

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/520863.html

[martin ewen]

best to jump before the flag

http://www.macromedia.com/macromedia/holiday2004/

[martin ewen]

Thanks for the work

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2004/03.11/01-mockus.html

[Stretch]

Penn & Teller interview

enjoy!

http://www.reason.com/0412/cr.ng.love.shtml

[jester]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4120607.stm

[martin ewen]

fortunately some kids don't scare easy

http://www.floggle.com/clement/images/funny/baby_middle_finger.jpeg

[martin ewen]

To the terrified child within

http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=1

[martin ewen]

prehistory

http://www.broom.org/epic/

[Whaleman]

The paper is demonic....

Oh boy...this is a real eye fooler....

Go to the following URL:
www.grand-illusions.com and down load the PDF file of the Dragon....cut one out and make it up and you will have the weirdest christmas gift out there!!

This thing is very very cool.....

Enjoy

Have a Whaley merry Christmas

Ants

[jester]

Since when has cockfighting been trivial?

[Frisbee]

Soul soled

Check out this one..

http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/

It turns out they will pay you for your soul.

Butterfly apparently is one of their clients, it seems they ended up having to send him a bill rather then the cash...

[Stretch]

Inmates running the system

Don't make a federal case out of it
----------
Cato Institute
by Gene Healy

"With commerce clause limits eviscerated, almost anything can be a
federal crime. We've gone from a Constitution that mentions only
three federal crimes (treason, piracy, and counterfeiting) to a
federal criminal code with over 4,000 separate offenses, some of them
stunningly trivial. In 2002, President Bush signed legislation making
it a federal crime to move birds across state lines to engage in
fights. The ban on cockfighting joined such notable federal crimes as
interstate transport of unlicensed dentures (punishable by up to a
year in prison), tampering with an odometer (up to three years), and
pretending to be a member of the 4-H Club (up to six months). These
and other offenses larded throughout the U.S. code could make for an
interesting conversation with one's cellmate: 'What are you in for,
kid?'" (12/20/04)

http://www.cato.org/dailys/12-20-04.html

[Butterfly Man]

cleaning your monitor

http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf