Link a day keeps sanity at bay

[martin ewen]

izzle search engine (sorta)

http://www.gizoogle.com/

[martin ewen]

caveman love story

http://www.blur.com/shorts/in_the_rough/movie.html

[martin ewen]

Theres a ' has anyone seen?' thread.
But I'll answer on this one,
short answer, No idea. He was putting his energies into music production last I read.
Long answer, personalities come personalities go.
P.net is an open forum for performers and apparently the occaisional person who likes the banter and wants to belong.
Some of us (rumple comes to mind) are pure breed eccentric and some of that eccentricity takes the form of stream of consciousness writing.
Others pop in and out and pick up tips and contacts.
Others are long term residents of the forum and enjoy it for the community it is, (and sometimes isn't)
Some use it to amuse themselves, some use it to amuse others, some manage both. (we like to call these people sane)
Trevor had friends who vouched for him being a stand up guy and a good generous friend, online he tended to babble a bit and be a bit paranoid and aggressive. I enjoyed myself at his expense and justified myself in thinking I was being mildly entertaining from time to time. Once he posted the same phrase all over the forums and I diligently followed him inventing different responses.
He repeated. "when the music stops I'll be on the last chair." and my best response I think was, "the musics in your head, those aren't dancers they're nurses and if you look closely you'll see a cord going from the chair to a socket."
I was mean to Trev, but he pissed me off because I simply didn't think he was very entertaining, I thought he was a psychiatric leech.
But we're all psychiatric leeches really, why else would we need the affermation of strangers.
Don't get me wrong, I don't miss him, he's been replaced by other bottomless flatulant voids and I'm one of them but until I'm bettered rather than bored to death I remain here on trevors imaginary seat, surrounded by my imaginary friends .
Now back to the links....
Punk icon hates his kids swearing:
From the force feed him irony till he pukes dept:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1427563,00.html

from the chickens are funny cats are cute, please stay between the lines dept

http://www.clean-your-screen-for-free-now.com/

[MissFire]

Hey Martin,

What ever happened to looney rooney? I asked on another thread and they said "trevor who?". Very disappointed!


MissFire

[martin ewen]

faith based govt

http://www.zug.com/pranks/turnpike/

[martin ewen]

CNN mashed with Rambo

http://www.monochrom.at/irark/irark_monochrom_english-version.mov

[martin ewen]

Stay vigilant, stop the injustice,

http://www.unhappybirthday.com/

[Butterfly Man]

I'm a baaaaad boy

I'm moving to Hawaii and I'm putting coins in my ears.

[martin ewen]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1425731,00.html

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Thanks for that, Mart. Laughed out loud, from a little cafe in Chiang Mai. "Lord of the Tube Socks" Nice.

[martin ewen]

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

[Scot Free]

http://www.patentlysilly.com

[Scot Free]

I am piggybacking a really weak signel from down the street and pressed submit 3 times....slow refresh...now I've posted 3 times by accedent, can't seem to delete this... JIM?

http://www.patentlysilly.com

[Scot Free]

http://www.patentlysilly.com

[Magrat2005]

go play guys, go play

virtualbartender

this is great, you have to type things in the 'place your order' box try:

show
lick
look
read
fuck
call
feet
breast
dance
beer
kiss (or lips)
banana
man
bath
sleep
exercise
belly
e.t.c.
sing
party
strip
ass
jiggle
jump
kick
run
try
Cartwheel
Shake your bootie
Hand stand
Kiss your friend
be nasty
Get me a beer
Kiss me
Love me
model
jumping jacks
t shirt
pout
laugh
muscles
dance on the bar
get wet

i havent tried them all, so i dont know which ones work have fun