Link a day keeps sanity at bay

[Pyromancer]

What happens when you drop sodium into water...

An honest report

[Butterfly Man]

2-4 dimethylchickenwire

Is it an alkaloid?


HIOAg .......awayyyyyyy

[martin ewen]

I wondered why I kept waking up with ink on my fingers wearing a long black wig.
Thanks for solving that.
I tried doctoreric.com and bounced to
doctor eric 'what you want, when you need it.'

OK I'm thinking of a drug.......

[scot]

nice drawings Mart

[Doctor Eric]

All webbed up with nowhere to go.

Always interested in our own glib and effusive mime, I was browsing his dead-letter thread a minute ago, checking out his new site(s), and, for those that haven't given it a try yet, I thought this was funny enough for posting here.

martinewen.com

[Stretch]

"choppered"

http://www.thisistrue.com/chopper.html

[scot]

More for the bartendress

"rub one off"
"dog style"
"glass bottom boat"
"golden shower"
"hair pie"
"banana"
"shrug"
"love"

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

[jester]

What!

The Moral Majorettes give it to em "Straight"!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/apus_story.asp?category=1110&slug=School%20Dress

[Richard]

Catchy tune.

http://media.greenskeepersmusic.com/lotionhigh.mov

[Doctor Eric]

try
"magic trick" "kick" and my favorite "sex change"

[Richard]

Here's some word tips for her.

"wet", "strip", "butt", "pillow fight", and my favorite, "kiss".

That's about all the fun she's worth.

[Michele/Columbina/Stupina]

Hey, she only serves crap beer...no Guinness, no Sam Adams...WTF.

Can't get any mixed drinks and she doesn't even take of her top to be at least interesting if she's not intelligent...

What a rip...sigh.

(note, Still like men, just not satisfied with the beer service)


from Richard:

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

[Richard]

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

[Richard]

99m

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

[martin ewen]

Gotta start somewhere.

"I aspire to be like Martin some day!"

Well fair enough, join the line.
First up you'll need to develop some humour. This will undoubtedly be your lives greatest challange.
Then next you'll need at least 10 friends, no no it's ok we can wait as long as it takes for you to.
Imagine some,
Pay some people.
Then next you need a new wardrobe

http://www.spandexman.com/superherounitards.html

So ends the first lesson.