MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    #31
    The Holy Question Mark?
    What is beyond it?
    Get your head round that question?
    [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      #32
      I'm off to Fairy Land.......as fast as the speed of light!I'll get there when i turn off the light!
      zzZZZzzZZZzZzzZzzzz
      P.S.I'm off with the fairies......!
      Are you writing this down.......
      i'm talking in my sleep......
      so i hope you're recording this....
      you airy fool....
      up in the air....
      with a castle made of sand!

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        #33
        Fairies don't fart......so don't look at me! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          #34
          Stop looking at my goldfish like that....
          or you'll end up with goggle-eyes....
          as it will hypnotise.....you...
          until you go coo-coo...
          & jump off your nut...
          like a hoo roo!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            #35
            I'm all for the fantastic pixie sitting on the fence...posing as the village idiot....for all the townsfolk.....to put their thumbs up for!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              #36
              How many more weasel stories to go?
              Gosh....why the word weasel?
              Weasels are cute little sissy thingy's are they?
              They are quite tough little ferrety kind of things aren't they!
              Who cares.....whatever!Like the word....."weasel"....& also the word..."goose".....even though they are not as funny as roosters!
              Toodle-loo! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                #37
                There was a pixie who always lived in a pig-stye because.....his room was getting smaller & smaller everyday......because junk kept adding up......which he simply just couldn't chuck out.....becasue he was a fierce junk collector!
                He was the King Of Junk....not a junkie!
                He spent his whole life in second-hand shops......
                because he could never afford not to buy a bargain!
                Was it all such a bargain after all? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  #38
                  I'll be as happy as this...... [img]smile.gif[/img] .....if i find a free castle to live in!
                  Crikey!Where is it?
                  [img]frown.gif[/img]

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    #39
                    There was a pixie who was as mad as a march hare......& collected 100's of hats.He would go down-town & lay them all about town.....& do a crazy busking show.....& hope for the best....to see which hat made the most!He always made bugged all....but oneday....he got a rolled up cheque.....which was worth 100's of more hats!That's exactly what he did.....got more & more hats!That was that for the MAd HAtter!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      #40
                      Frig it!
                      My hats are down!
                      I'll throw em back up!
                      Thumbs down to all the frigggin'....
                      ninnigans...that don't fork out....
                      a nickel,copper or two....
                      for the hopeless goose...
                      who doesn't know what hatting is about!
                      P.S.Get GoOOSed!
                      Let's all just get GoOOSed!
                      GooOSe to you!
                      GooOSe to me!
                      Frigggggin'...i'm also in this great....herd...
                      i mean gaggle of geese...
                      because i'm the gooOSe...yes i am!
                      [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        #41
                        Is it possible to get rich from all this pixie dribble? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          #42
                          All those in favour of this pixie dribble......give me some gold......
                          & i'll keep it up.....until the moon.....shines my socks off!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            #43
                            Let's av a barbecue.....
                            ya fair dinkim dead-set champion!
                            We'll invite Muchkins galore.....
                            & put on a vegie feast....
                            full of quince,turnips,parsley,radish,beetroot....
                            & cheeseballs.....
                            & fungus wine!
                            Come...come....come to the Munchkin...
                            feast at the end of the Yellow Brick Road.....
                            in the Land of Oz.....
                            the other World....
                            not the Oz....
                            Down Under...
                            on the map....
                            if you know what i mean? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              #44
                              Chitter....chuff...chuff...
                              puff...puff...puffy...pipe...
                              knobbly....goblin fingers...
                              turn gnarly pages....
                              of powdery.....
                              days gone by....
                              klakkety klak.....
                              my egg-nog.....has gone...nggggg,ngs....
                              What?
                              Oops!
                              Clop-clop...
                              clipperty-clop!!!
                              My horse is eating...moldy slop!
                              Weoooooeeeeooooeeee!!!
                              Whoosh!!!I have to swooosh the crap....
                              off the porch....
                              before my torch.....
                              goes as flat....as the batteries...fade away....
                              Tinkle a bell....
                              will you...
                              i need to wake up in 3 minutes...
                              & gallop my horse into another dimension.....
                              What am i dreaming? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                #45
                                Gosh!The state of the World is just too much.....& i'm just rambling on non-stop pixie-prattle!
                                Crikey!
                                It would be good if the Universe.....just channelled everything into peace....so we had no choice...but to live without the need for power & force!
                                I think being a pixie.....well....a jester...i should say......is an advantagious asset to the World!What more can one do?
                                Jester's don't want to be president's!
                                Gosh!It's so complex...even though it should be simple......but i'm getting tired.....so it's not an easy anwer write now! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]confused.gif[/img]

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