Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Fool into place fool...
embrace the Universe...
don't force the pace...
sport a weasel face...
get the message
full oneself
fool around...
conduct a gaggle of geese..
get away with nonsense...
riddle whatever?
Fool from word go...
dig for victory...
cut it fine....
Is it all a game for laughs...
get the picture...
go the whole hog...
laugh it off....
know the ropes...
open the gates of justice...
occupy the mind with questions & answers...
Oops...just joking!
Don't live in the past...
what the heck...
motley fools...
sill appear...
in times coming up.
Pull the pieces together...
of the eternal jigsaw puzzle...
pull yourself through the haze of enigma...
put one's mind up to...
the king of time...
play the days...
away from time...
rhyme with the air....
stand up & care...
for the spirit of love...
Go for it like a dream!
Riddle the plot of the Universe...
oops....it's all how & why from now on!
Regards from the fool of timeless wit! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Follow your nose...
don't want to fall into the pulpit...
of moldy snot!
Addorn it with a bell....
& follow the tinkle...
until you wind up
at the Sneezing Festival.
Don't kick up a rumpus....
if you fall over yourself...
whilst sneezing peppery sneezes....
in the presense of gazing nincompoops.
Keep your head on....
sneeze after sneeze...
& you may come home....
with a hiddeous...
nose throphy....
that sneezes...
when you push the snot button! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't go by the frigggin' book....
or you'll go to the dogs.
You'll be off your rocker...
if you that book takes your fancy!
You should just do your thing...
& be a fool of the world....
not be a toad in the hole....
hiding in the dark!
Set an example
& show the Universe...
what is going on....
let the cat out...
& be a wild cat...
beat the bounds...
go the rounds....
know your place...
& fool into it...
like a fool...
who knows...
what's what!
P.S.What am i on about?
" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The plot thickens....
as the Munchkins...
march through the fungus woods....
looking for ather fools...
to fool with!
They find fools in every nook & cranny...
& realise they have hit the jackpot....
as this is Fool's Paradise....
the place where fools are fully full...
to do as they please....in the most
funny way they want to play.
It's just gets better & better...
& they discover more & more stories that keep
unfolding plotless nonsense....
which makes it all the more amusing....
as they feel there must be some kind of plot....
at the end of it all.....
even it has no end!
Ha Ha Ha he he Ha ha hee ha hee ha he haha!!!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

GO HARD WEASEL!
What? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I wonder what i would do if i was a weasel(that's a paradox)! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

BONK THE UNIVERSE YOU WRETCHED OX!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go fuck a book! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I want Munchkin currency:

GHERKIN TWISTIES!
" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to send myself to Pixie Land.....
in approxiamately 3 cheezles past
an elephant's nose!
Get that wretched mouldy gherkin cheezle out of that....
rhino's bum....
or it will blow you into the prickle bush.....
with one heck of a humungous putrid....pilchard in aspic fart!!!
P.S."Are you with me"?

<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What more shouldn't i talk about!
I'll have to somehow....
try & condense all this pixie shit..
into silence....
but there's....
too much going on in the Universe.....
so i may aswell get on with it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

We live in a world of questions!
What are all the answers? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

How many questions to go?
Oops! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I JUST WANT TO GET MY HEART ROUND THE SPECTRUM OF THE UNIVERSE!!!"
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

ALL CREATURES GREAT & SMALL....LET'S ALL UNITE HEARTS & LOVE WILL LEAD THE WAY!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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