Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think some drag-queens would make a pretty funny street show!
Imagine a drag queen doing a piss-take of a tall unicycle show! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I was once in Oxford st(famous for it's gay Mardi Gras)in Sydney......& about a week before the Mardi Gras.....there were.....some warm up acts!There was a drag queen doing an interactice street show......on the walk way......as the busy traffic was whizzing past!She(he).....would also walk out onto the road.....& stop cars......& then lay on them.....making funny gestures.....at the driver looking through the front window.She would curl her finger at the driver.....as if....saying"I want you honey"!
She would also......wave at passing cars.....& then do the up yours sign...& things like that!It was funny to see.....& also watch all their reactions.....& also all the gays & lesbians.....laughing in hysterics.Street theatre.....in the not so usual way!
Sometimes....it's funnier to see natural street theatre which isn't done for the money!Well theatre happens everywhere everyday indoors & outdoors.....for & not for money!
P.S.I'm a nincompoop! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to wave the flag of the Universe.....around space......& jester about from planet to planet!I'll be the ambassador for the Universe!Are you with me? " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ?"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Less than 3 minutes to go......only less than 2 now......so....what more....can i do......in this time.....to make worthy meaning.....for anyone to be bothered.....to spend their time......on perceiving this nonsensical waste of time.......which you are probably reading if you are a gooOSe!Are you with me on this one.....as i have 27 seconds to go.....write.........i better get on with these last 13 seconds.......Oooops log off now!!!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hola!Just logged back on again!
Write!
Where was i......."?¿?¿?¿?¿? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "
Holy frog-breath......
lip-read.....a hippopotomus will by jingles!!!
Can't stop sounding like a weasel!
This frigggggin' space bar doesn't work properly!
Break the ice.....Mr Chatter-Box!!!
Stoptrying to be quiet!
I'm not ready for instructions!!
Do you have any comments?
Why am i always late?
I'm running out of money!
I sound like a girl on the phone!
Can't make head or tail over all this science???
The Universe is disorganised!
Turn on your oranic engines & be away with the times!
Our dreams are going out of fashion!
Occupy yourself.....beyond Universal comprehension.....
What makes sense?
Whatever?Lost in space!
Consult the Gods!
Do not read anymore of this dribble.....
it's a distortion....
from the laws of logic....
so go & reason with....
a rooster....
chasing it's trail! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to keep planting jestery kangaroo sub-culture into Europe....until.....Europe decides to offer me a castle!
I'll put on my kangaroo jester costume & hop & skip from castle to castle until i find the right one!Perhaps a medieval fairy babe.....will lure me into....the one of my dreams.....before i know it? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh!I forgot one thing!
What was it?
I've just forgotten what i was going to say?
What a drag!
I'll probably never remember now?
It was worth telling by crikey....!
Damn.....i'll have to hurry up & remember....
but i've lost it!
What the heck!That one got away! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

How weird.....there's a fly on the screen following my arrow around!Now i'm following the fly....with my arrow!Weird! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do you think Buck Rodgers....has it all?
Would you rather have the body of Buck Rogers....
& the mind of Bugs Bunny....
or the body of Bugs Bunny...
& the mind of Buck Rodgers?
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Warning!!!
Weasel nonsense coming up!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Can you get your head around the sophistication of the Universe? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do you need some pixie therapy? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to start up a flea circus....
No i'll start up a stick-insect,rhioceros-beetle,leaf-insect,praying mantis,twig-insect,weevil,dragon-fly,cicada,mosquito,earwig or a carpet-beetle circus.
No infact....i'll start up a lady-bird circus.....
because i'm an insect pimp.....gobliny thingy....with a pimple or two....to go...so....here i go...on with the show....!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!There's alot of stuff in the Universe!
HOw does it manage it all? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Love is the spirit that will never die!
Gorblimey!We're all just a freckle on the nose of time!
Crikey!The Universe must be nosey!
Good golly.....how can one get their heart round the spectrum of the Universe?
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]