Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think that chihuahua.....has her eye on me!
Oops!
I'm off......
before she tries to chew my toe!
Gorblimey!Now it's humping my left leg!!!
It's not even a she......it's a wretched....
little rascal mut.....
trying to get some action....
on a pixie's leg!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do pixies and money go together? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Have you got any tips how a pixie can make money.....in reality? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop eating those mothballs you odd moth......
before you lose the plot!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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Does Rumpelstiltskin have a heart of gold?
Keep spinning that straw you weasel.....
& you will be a fool....
full of it! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That turtle has a pretty good nip....
so don't tease it with your pinky....
you posh.....tea-cup finger curler!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's it pretty rank...gross......when a dog comes into your show...& slobbers all over your juggling balls....& then you have to pick up those saliva ridden balls.....& juggle the buggers!
Not one frigggggin' person in the audience.....even has 1 tissue to spare at times!
Keep juggling ya frigggggin' weasel!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Thumbs up......or thumbs down to a weasel on his way up.....or a star on the flop? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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Thumb a perished thimble.....sitting on a tacky tartan tea-table at the count of 3....will you.....or i'll get Tom Thumb to flick thimbles at you!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me some lettuce!!!
Give me some frogskins!!!
Give me some crust!!!
Give me some cabbage skins will you!!!
Give it to me......
Throw it in.....
Come on fork it out!
Cough it up!
Sprinkle it...
Chuck it!!!
Empty your pockets.....
or i'll call the police!!!
Throw ya frigggggin' wallet in!!!
Come on......give it...what you've got....
or my hat will swallow you up.....
or vaccuum you into it....
or follow you around......
until you.....
have nothing left to offer.....
except.....
nothing at all!
Just joking!
I'll give you some money....
if you don't give me any!!!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stay tuned to this pixie station!
There's more to come!
There's more telepathic communication...
to come....from extra-terrestrial...
Lands.....far & beyound....
so.....plug in....
turn on...
tune in.....
& flip out.....
& back in....
inside...
& inside out...
Put on your antennae's...
& fly a saucer....
come...come...
to....
extra galactic....
Universal space....
vortex voids.....
where reality....
meets fantasy....
for real....
& surreal....
Get sucked into time....
the eternal time machine....
will vaccuum into a Black Hole....
where you'll only be able to escape.....
if you convert into a pixie!
P.S. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hurry up & wipe that pixie's botttom or i'll call the police!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Are you in love with the Universe? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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I just went to a bar...with some friends here in Barcelona.....& saw some Catalunyan drag-queens in action!It was really funny!The first one.....had a silvery spacey....lycra(spelling?)suit on....with really long sparkly silver boots....up to the knee-caps.....& had a funny red bowl cut wig on.....with sparkley red lip-stick on......& singing really gnaff...songs.....with a big funny smile.It was really funny because there were some old ladies in the audience getting into it.......& his mother was also in the crowd.....sitting up the front......next to the stage.......staring at his arse.....from time to time.It wasn't a modern....bar....but a back street......old style bar.......just a stone-throw away from the Rambla!What a giggle! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
The second drag queen was more dramatic....& had a really long frilly dark wig on....& doing classic Spanish dancing.....to Spanish drag queen music.It was funny when the cheap microphone......cut out when it lost it's range....within some metres!Anyway.....adios....!It also gratis!Not bad for a weasel!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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Wouldn't that be funny.......an International Drag-Queen Circus......with different drag-queens from all around the World! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />