Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

[Rumpelstiltskin]

2555 posts!What the heck is going on???
What am i doing?
Gorblimey!
Gosh!
Gee!
Ooops!
Frig it!
Holy GooOse-feathers!!!
I have to follow my horse & cart.....
steered by a gaggle of geese...
while i cartwheel...
all the way....
along side it.....
until the Lands Of Go GooOSe Go!!!
Bring out the trumpets...
skirl them bagpipes....
strum them lutes...
bang on the hand-drums...
wind those hurdy-gurdy's...
play them crumbhorns.....
recorders....flutes...
jingles bells.....
jingle jangle...
jangle....jingle...
do endless pavan dances...
in fool motley attire....
play away...
with multi-ribboned...
may-poles...
clockwise...
& anti-clockwise....
feast away.....festivities.....
spin the wheel....
of folly fortunes.....
hear the poets...troubadors...bards..
watch the minstrels.....jester's....fools of every kind....
have fun........fun galore....
at the never ending banquet.....
at the end of the path.....
where fairies,leprechauns,elves,gnomes,goblins,pixies,fu nsters....& all sorts......gather & make merry.....
& not to forget all the wonderful animals.....& more!
Go on......
go for it...
& pixy out....
in the most healthy funniest humour....."
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to cartwheel my way into a castle full of fairies.....sometime......before i lose the plot! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that silly pixie!!!
He's in love.....
with a heart-broken.....
dodo....
making sweet-hearts....
for....the benefit of tooth fairies....
...really! [img]frown.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & play Twister with an ourang-utang.....you cretin...whatchamacallit....before you lose the plot!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Have i been hypnotised by a turtle?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Honk my conk.....
or i'll bonk....
a donkey.....
....ya frigggin' monkey....
mut...
eating nothing but nuts! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine if everyone on the Planet....gave me 1 cent each!
I wouldn't have to work anymore! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & juggle to a tribe of nincompoops....you tricky trickster.....!!!
I can juggle a squeaky octopus....a bumpy gherkin....a squeaky crab....a rubber chicken...a few rubber snakes....a floppy jelly-fish....a smelly skunk.....a spikey hedgehog.....& an asparagus stick all at the same time.....so get gooOsed......or i'll lock you up....in a laughing-stock.....& throw all these things at you....until you laugh uncontrollably.....like a rooster trying to learn to laugh! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I was riding a one-wheeler.....down some street in Barcelona......& some local soccer team.......were having a noisy party....& as soon as i rode by....i set em' all of.....& the noise....went up....by 300 percent......and 2 blokes followed after me...& then ran in front of me all down the street demanding that i drink their beers......but i had only just got up after a late party......so wasn't in the mood for guzzling the friggggin' beer by crikey!Anyway adios.......i'm off like a jester....falling off a tricycle! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make love.....to a walrus......with ya......ya....snaggletooth...troll!
Holy walrus whiskers....
go & fetch.....
me some ox....droppings....
to feed to my pet dung-beetles....
Ok....
I have to fly away....
on my weather-beaten carpet...
& get some air!
Over & out.....
i go.....further than beyond....
where.....
i'll be there!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to join an emu equestrian club......
.....so i can show the ostrich equestrian club.....
i mean business!
Witchety-Grub.....is a real emu goer....
so watch out by crikey.....
because we'll be onto it.....
& thank your lucky stars we're not in the game yet....
or we'll whip your socks off...
before you know it.....
ya bunch of pansies!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to China.....to show em' some......weasel kangaroo jestering!
What do ya reckon' aye?
I'll translate all my gobbledygook into Chinese....
& do a mobile show.....from start to finish....the entire length......of the Great Wall Of China!
Maybe i'll just jump from start to finish....the entire length of the wall....with my kangaroo-spring shoes!Probably do it oneday!But first i have to get to Uzbekistan to do some GooOSey jestering!
I'll frigggin' do Mongolia by crikey!
The Mongolians are the most wicked horse tricksters you'll ever see!
I saw some Mongolian horse riders in the New Circus in Moscow.....& they are totally awesome!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine seeing an Aboriginal jester juggle 3 boomerangs!
An exotic circus would be amazing wouldn't it!
Papua New Guinea....
Kooris....
Maori's...
Polynesian....tricksters....
Solomon Islands.......
A tribal circus......
from all different tribal cultures from all around the World!
Even eskimos.....
.....etc!
Maybe i'll start it up?
Just joking!I'm not an organiser......
i'm the opposite!
Anyway toodleloo to you all! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I'm too shy to wink at that fairy goddess because i'm too much of a weasel! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I'm hopeless at picking up!Probably because i never try......because i'm too much of a weasel!Perhaps i would have more chance....of picking up a chihuahua? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
I'm Mr Puniverse.....a sissy pansy.....weasel goose....
I can't even drive a car!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "
P.S.I'm not even a man! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
I'm Peter Pan! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
No i'm Crumbleforeskin!
Just joking!My jokes are getting worse! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />