Pick up lines

[ben woodling]

hey fire gurl..."u wanna relite mi fire" or "u make me hot" or "theres a fire in mi pants u wanna eat it?" or "wanna fuk"
sorry bout that!

[martin ewen]

Jesus
don't be sorry
be quiet.

[firegirl]

those are cute... y'all are sooooo adorable... *bats eyelashes* ...well, except for martin - who seems very angry... ??

tee-hee & tra-la-la,
firegirl

[martin ewen]

Angry? Try bitterly underwhelmed.
"Excuse me I couldn't help noticing you exhibiting signs of vapid boredom with this social setting, I'm guessing your tedium stems from the fact that you have been bred as an object and can't spot a buyer in your price range possibly coupled with the fact that your cavernously empty mind is sort of scary when theres no-one to distract you from it. Perhaps we could cooperate and I'll do and say things that will at least be vaguely distracting while I pursue my own agenda which is a hardwired
disposition to increase the species, you have to admit that even being in public and appearing available sort of brands you as a bit desperate but the good news is I am too and thats the sort of basis that all the best relationships are based, did you know antoney and cleopatra met at a bar? Could you buy me a drink? Do you own a car or house or anything? Do you have any younger sisters?"

[Triona]

Don't pick up many women do you Martin.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[HiveQueen]

[quote]Originally posted by martin ewen:
<strong>
"Excuse me I couldn't help noticing you exhibiting signs of vapid boredom with this social setting, I'm guessing your tedium stems from the fact that you have been bred as an object and can't spot a buyer in your price range possibly coupled with the fact that your cavernously empty mind is sort of scary when theres no-one to distract you from it. Perhaps we could cooperate and I'll do and say things that will at least be vaguely distracting while I pursue my own agenda which is a hardwired
disposition to increase the species, you have to admit that even being in public and appearing available sort of brands you as a bit desperate but the good news is I am too and thats the sort of basis that all the best relationships are based, did you know antoney and cleopatra met at a bar? Could you buy me a drink? Do you own a car or house or anything? Do you have any younger sisters?"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Works for me, though I can't claim to be representative of the female species in general.

[firegirl]

do you have a SENSE of HUMOR, martin? nothing is more unattractive than a person who takes themselves too seriously. if you had expressed the below paragraph w/a smirk & in good spirit - it would actually be funny... however i can feel your morose sulking all the way over here in nola...

and, i resent the implication that because i enjoy pointless & occasionally witty banter... and, because i know some stupid pick-up lines that i am "vapid..." or, boring... or ~ any of the other characteristics you've choosen to assign to the individuals whom are participating in this thread. if you're so unimpressed - why don't you wow us with your input instead of criticizing... or, better yet - don't read the thread.

*stepping off soap box*

~firegirl

[firegirl]

wow... i should never read p.net before i have a cup of coffee in the morning.

sorry, y'all...
~firegirl

[ben woodling]

hey,
just a quik thing on takin life seriously 4 u martin....DONT!!!
its ther eto be lived do with it wat u will but have fun, god dam it, have fun!!!! x() &lt; this means that i am posting this in good spirits!
thats all

cheers 4 ur time
BEN

[Danny Hustle]

[quote]Originally posted by firegirl:
<strong>wow... i should never read p.net before i have a cup of coffee in the morning.

sorry, y'all...
~firegirl</strong><hr></blockquote>


"[Firegirl is] an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, fueled by anger..."

Hmmm...

I found it kinda' sexy, but then again I'm a troglodyte. I think that beats a pair of vapids, and a full house.

I'm going to France now to draw on my cave wall and scratch my protuding browline. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Best,

Dan-

[firegirl]

...i'll see your trogladyte & raise you two vapid cyber bimbos and a sulky busker...

thanks for making me smile, dan!

~firegirl

[martin ewen]

Firegirl, you poor uncaffinated deluded piece of fluff.
nothing I have ever written has ever been about YOU.
Galling isn't it.
(Nice to know that if I were to ask you for "a fuc" you'd bat your eyelashes though.)
I wrote what I thought was the funniest pic-upline thus posted.
To be accused of not having a sense of humour only shows that humours pretty subjective.
I inflict mine on the world for a living.
Flirt away to your hearts content, theres heaps of boys here just panting for it.
You presume I'm unhappy ,I'm touched (really).
I have a wonderful partner, a brilliant job, kids that I can pretend I'm responsible for, I live in a house on a hill in the woods of Connecticut, I have some of the weirdest friends known to man.
The cunning twist is I'm proffessionally unhappy.
I'm quite good at it too.
so lets put it down to a missunderstanding shall we and I'll leave you to further further surf the testestorone

[Scot Free]

[quote]Originally posted by martin ewen:
<strong>I wrote what I thought was the funniest pic-upline thus posted.
</strong><hr></blockquote>

The only one I got a chuckle out of.


No Martin, I'm not hitting on you.

[firegirl]

...martin... as i said in a previous post - i am sorry... i shouldn't have responded so violently. i don't know you - i was hypocritical in ranting as such - as i was criticizing behavior i was participating in myself.

my apologies.

on that note... please don't call me fluff. i could get persnickity and give you a vita on my credentials as a performer, teacher & scholar... but, i feel that would kind of be... longwinded and pretentious.

to that point -- let it be said: i participate in p.net for fun... to keep up with what my friends are doing... not to discuss major world issues and be serious all the time... 'cause i get enough of that in my actual job. [as i have pretty much given up variety performance (with the exception of a few local shows & festivals) in favor of film production... being a dp is the most responsiable i've ever had to be in my 30 years of existance... more responsiable that either in college or grad school... it's a drag really... but, i digress...] forgive me for indulging in my former college co-ed self... being flirty & retarded online w/people i don't have to deal with on a regular basis is some how better for me... (tho' the people who actually know me on the p.net might argue that i'm flirty and retarded in person... but, i say... SHHHHH!)

anyhow - my point is: did i have a point? oh yeah... martin: i was having a bad day at the office & logged onto p.net for a laugh & unloaded a rant on you due to a perceived insult. that was unfair. especially since i do not know you personally. conversely - you do not know me... 'nough said.

~firegirl [img]smile.gif[/img]

[martin ewen]

mmm.. I just love it when we make up.