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Another not so good pickup line is: Oops!Can i give you a peck on your kneecap? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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can I marry your mamorie glandsComment
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Hey, I have a grandma, you have a grandma, let's go to my place and see if we have anything more in common! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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here's one that my friends (or so they claim...) tell people to use on me...
'hi. i juggle.'
~firegirl
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"Hi, I'm an escape artist. Do you like your handcuffs plain or fuzzy?" [img]tongue.gif[/img]Comment
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This one is partiucularly awful:
Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?
No?
Hmm..want to go to McDonalds for lunch?
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hey fire girl, nice shoes, want ta juggle? [img]wink.gif[/img]Comment
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very good combination of pickup lines... witty - creative... i give it an over all 8.5 -- but, the austrian judge is gonna low ball ya on this attempt for a technical foul... (material already provided.)
yes ~ my predisposition to sleep with sarcastic jugglers is well known through out the variety arts community...
what can i say? i like a guy who knows how to handle balls.
~firegirlComment
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[quote]Originally posted by firegirl:
<strong>yes ~ my predisposition to sleep with sarcastic jugglers is well known through out the variety arts community...
what can i say? i like a guy who knows how to handle balls.
~firegirl</strong><hr></blockquote>
Oh great, now the keyboard at home is gonna be sticky... [img]tongue.gif[/img]Comment
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...heh-heh...
i do what i can...
~firegirlComment
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Missing the 80's as well.
I had a friend back then who would walk up to the girl of his choice and say, "So, where do you want to fuck, your place or mine." It always amazed me how often he would walk out the door with them.
Of course, he got his face slapped a fair number of times as well.Comment
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One of the best stock lines that I've ever come up with, while not truely a pick-up line, is in answer to the dreaded early question that most women seem to enjoy asking of the men they've just met.
"How old do you think I am?"
Guys, try this reply the next time and see how easy it is to get out of the noose.
"My dear, for a blade of grass, you are increadibly old. For a mountain you are increadibly young, For a lady your age, you are just the right age."
Trust me, it has gotten me out of more than one jam.Comment
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For some great pickup lines, try the book, YOU'RE SO FINE, I'D DRINK A TUB OF YOUR BATHWATER!
One of them which I'm sure doesn't work but is fun nonetheless, is:
"It must be your birthday, baby, because you've got some cake back there!Comment
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[quote]Originally posted by Sean Miller:
<strong>One of the best stock lines that I've ever come up with, while not truely a pick-up line, is in answer to the dreaded early question that most women seem to enjoy asking of the men they've just met.
"How old do you think I am?"
Guys, try this reply the next time and see how easy it is to get out of the noose.
"My dear, for a blade of grass, you are increadibly old. For a mountain you are increadibly young, For a lady your age, you are just the right age."
Trust me, it has gotten me out of more than one jam.</strong><hr></blockquote>
This is a quote from that crappy remo Williams movie circa 198sumthin'Comment
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hey fire girl, juggling has bin arownd for 4000+ yrs. and you want origanal???
that's my line and I'm sticking to it....
And the key board....
and...never mind.
the worst one I have heard was a construction worker..."HEY MOMMY, I'll drinkyou dirty bath water!!! She was hot, but I don't think that one works to well. if I was her I would come back the next day with a jar of.....he he he [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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