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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    #31
    Another not so good pickup line is: Oops!Can i give you a peck on your kneecap? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    • herbie treehead
      Member
      • Jul 2001
      • 30

      #32
      can I marry your mamorie glands

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      • jonnyflash
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2000
        • 220

        #33
        Hey, I have a grandma, you have a grandma, let's go to my place and see if we have anything more in common! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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        • firegirl
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2001
          • 452

          #34
          here's one that my friends (or so they claim...) tell people to use on me...

          'hi. i juggle.'

          ~firegirl

          [ 04-12-2002: Message edited by: firegirl ]</p>

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          • Chance
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2000
            • 518

            #35
            "Hi, I'm an escape artist. Do you like your handcuffs plain or fuzzy?" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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            • Danny Hustle
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2001
              • 134

              #36
              This one is partiucularly awful:


              Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

              No?

              Hmm..want to go to McDonalds for lunch?

              [ 04-15-2002: Message edited by: Danny Hustle ]</p>

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              • Pokie-Poke
                Member
                • Dec 2000
                • 74

                #37
                hey fire girl, nice shoes, want ta juggle? [img]wink.gif[/img]

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                • firegirl
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 452

                  #38
                  very good combination of pickup lines... witty - creative... i give it an over all 8.5 -- but, the austrian judge is gonna low ball ya on this attempt for a technical foul... (material already provided.)

                  yes ~ my predisposition to sleep with sarcastic jugglers is well known through out the variety arts community...

                  what can i say? i like a guy who knows how to handle balls.

                  ~firegirl

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                  • Triona
                    Senior Member
                    • Dec 2000
                    • 157

                    #39
                    [quote]Originally posted by firegirl:
                    <strong>yes ~ my predisposition to sleep with sarcastic jugglers is well known through out the variety arts community...

                    what can i say? i like a guy who knows how to handle balls.

                    ~firegirl</strong><hr></blockquote>

                    Oh great, now the keyboard at home is gonna be sticky... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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                    • firegirl
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 452

                      #40
                      ...heh-heh...

                      i do what i can...

                      ~firegirl

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                      • Sean Miller
                        New Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 8

                        #41
                        Missing the 80's as well.

                        I had a friend back then who would walk up to the girl of his choice and say, "So, where do you want to fuck, your place or mine." It always amazed me how often he would walk out the door with them.

                        Of course, he got his face slapped a fair number of times as well.

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                        • Sean Miller
                          New Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 8

                          #42
                          One of the best stock lines that I've ever come up with, while not truely a pick-up line, is in answer to the dreaded early question that most women seem to enjoy asking of the men they've just met.

                          "How old do you think I am?"

                          Guys, try this reply the next time and see how easy it is to get out of the noose.

                          "My dear, for a blade of grass, you are increadibly old. For a mountain you are increadibly young, For a lady your age, you are just the right age."

                          Trust me, it has gotten me out of more than one jam.

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                          • davidgroves
                            New Member
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 8

                            #43
                            For some great pickup lines, try the book, YOU'RE SO FINE, I'D DRINK A TUB OF YOUR BATHWATER!

                            One of them which I'm sure doesn't work but is fun nonetheless, is:

                            "It must be your birthday, baby, because you've got some cake back there!

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                            • Danny Hustle
                              Senior Member
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 134

                              #44
                              [quote]Originally posted by Sean Miller:
                              <strong>One of the best stock lines that I've ever come up with, while not truely a pick-up line, is in answer to the dreaded early question that most women seem to enjoy asking of the men they've just met.

                              "How old do you think I am?"

                              Guys, try this reply the next time and see how easy it is to get out of the noose.

                              "My dear, for a blade of grass, you are increadibly old. For a mountain you are increadibly young, For a lady your age, you are just the right age."

                              Trust me, it has gotten me out of more than one jam.</strong><hr></blockquote>

                              This is a quote from that crappy remo Williams movie circa 198sumthin'

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                              • Pokie-Poke
                                Member
                                • Dec 2000
                                • 74

                                #45
                                hey fire girl, juggling has bin arownd for 4000+ yrs. and you want origanal???

                                that's my line and I'm sticking to it....


                                And the key board....

                                and...never mind.

                                the worst one I have heard was a construction worker..."HEY MOMMY, I'll drinkyou dirty bath water!!! She was hot, but I don't think that one works to well. if I was her I would come back the next day with a jar of.....he he he [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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