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I tended bar for a long time and heard just about every pick up line known to man.
The best pick up line I ever heard was deliverd straightfaced by a pal of mine tending the bar with me.
A girl sitting at the bar had been flirting with him most of the night and finally asked, "So what time do you get off?"
To which he quickly reponded in his Brittish accent, "Using history as a guide dear, I'd say approxamatly twenty five minutes after you get on."
The second best was deliverd by a college boy in a rumpled sport coat, he was very drunk, and had the but of an unlit and long dead cigarette dangling from his lip. He quite casually walked over to a very pretty, and equally drunk co-ed and said, "Have you ever been made love to, standing up, from behind, as the guy whispered erotic poetry in your ear?"
The girl chuckled, "No."
To which he responded, "Are you busy for the next couple of hours, then?"
She laughed like hell, "Probably."
She then got up and left with him.
I miss the 80's
The best pick up line I ever heard was deliverd straightfaced by a pal of mine tending the bar with me.
A girl sitting at the bar had been flirting with him most of the night and finally asked, "So what time do you get off?"
To which he quickly reponded in his Brittish accent, "Using history as a guide dear, I'd say approxamatly twenty five minutes after you get on."
The second best was deliverd by a college boy in a rumpled sport coat, he was very drunk, and had the but of an unlit and long dead cigarette dangling from his lip. He quite casually walked over to a very pretty, and equally drunk co-ed and said, "Have you ever been made love to, standing up, from behind, as the guy whispered erotic poetry in your ear?"
The girl chuckled, "No."
To which he responded, "Are you busy for the next couple of hours, then?"
She laughed like hell, "Probably."
She then got up and left with him.
I miss the 80's
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