Pick up lines

[le pire]

That's a lovely dress... Think I can talk you out of it?

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[em]

"fancy going halves ona bastard?"

[em]

hello

[Daniel Craig]

The worst and yet best one I've ever heard:

That sweater is very becoming on you. Of course, if I was all over your chest, I'd be coming too.

Heh heh.

[Peter Voice]

On the beach;

"See those seagulls over there. They're talking about you."

No-one has ever failed to want to know what the seagulls are saying. It also works in National Parks with kangaroos, emus, etc., especially on tourists.

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[scot]

"Loose the struggler and go with the juggler"

[jonnyflash]

If I told you I like your body would you hold it against me?

[martin ewen]

If I told you that line was over 30 years old would you hold it against me. Clue, its rotting.

[Peter Voice]

I agree with Martin, if you're going to put something up here, let's at least have something original that might work.

[jonnyflash]

Upon learning that this isn't a joke post, I am forced to admit that, dig deep as I may,I have never used a pick-up line in my life.
I always assumed that any pick up line style entry into conversation
would immediately get shot down by the beautiful woman I was trying to connect with.
I guess the closest I've come to that strategy is entering the ring with "pardon me, your accent..where is it from? This leads into one of my areas of knoledge and probably a lively interaction.
In my experience it all comes down to you being in your element and
comfortable, so she can see the best of you in the shortest time.

[le pire]

Johnny, are you turning into one of those sensitive men who cries?
"Pick up lines" are the fine blur between being a joke and being desparately serious about getting a shag. I think it can be perfectly summed up by Mr. Brown's favorite line:

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

é t i e n n e

p.s. Happy Valentine's Day!

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[Chance]

Walk over to the object of your desire, very slightly wet the tip of your finger and swipe it against her dress, then say, "Why don't we go somewhere and get you out of these wet things?"

[Rich Potter]

"Tits oot fer the lads!"
--Sid the Sexist

I always liked, "Do you know what would look really good on you? Me."

Since I never used pick-up lines myself, I'd have to fantasize about what I'd say,

"From across the way, I could see the blinding flash of your beautiful azure eyes, the flowing tresses of your flaxen hair, and the swelling bodaciousness of your flopping hooters. Marry me."

--Rich

[clapchap]

Your feminine charms are wooing me...what can you say to that?

[scot]

You're all so above using pickup lines. You sound afraid that someone would think that you might use them. Why so defensive? I guess it's good to make sure Martin knows I'm not the type of guy that hits on chicks. I am just a snappy typist. You all sound like those performers that used to do street. "I used to do that, but now I'm above it."

My best working line to date is "Can I buy you something? Like maybe a cherry or a lime?