RANT HERE

[Triona]

[quote]Originally posted by martin ewen:
<strong>I'd rather not offend anyone as that goes against my nature but God has a really big nose and dresses funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>

What was wrong with the way George Burns dressed?????

[Danny Hustle]

[quote]Originally posted by jonnyflash:
<strong>Danny, if you land on one of the railroads and trade me for my hotel on Baltic, I'll throw in a Get-Out-Of-Hell free Card.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Whew! Just back from church looks like I'm all set. The priest gave me six our fathers, four hail mary's, and a tip on where to pick up hand lotion in quanity.

Hang on to that GOOHF Card though, I'm still gonna hook you up with that Choo-choo I just hope I don't land on Park Place first!

Best,

Dan-

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Speaking of which, I was an alter boy, but I never got buggered by a priest... its got me kind on insecure... does it mean my ass is too skinny?

[jonnyflash]

Hey Taxi, do not pass go, do not collect $200, take a ride on the money train while the riding's easy!
You'd be virtually guaranteed at least 10 grand of the money those tight-fisted bishops'll be forking out to the kids they hoop't.
Better we piss it away than let em give it to the hand lotion companies! Hey, it's my turn next!

[Danny Hustle]

[quote]Originally posted by Mr.Taxi Trix:
<strong>Speaking of which, I was an alter boy, but I never got buggered by a priest... its got me kind on insecure... does it mean my ass is too skinny?</strong><hr></blockquote>

This is a current headline at Boston.com :

SCANDAL IN THE CHURCH
Catholics drawn to lay group

I wonder if I was the only one who saw this and wonderd if it was a joke...

[ALAKAZAM]

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[DEBBIE ROBINSON]

In true pommy whinging style..........I wish to point out that

TODAY IS TOO BLOODY HOT !

British weather stinks.
We never know where we are with it.
It never makes up its fuckin mind.
Most days of the year are grey and miserable,
why don't it just stick to that!
At least we'd know where we were ...
how to prepare, what sun hat not to wear.
TODAY IS ROASTING. TOO HOT. HIDEOUS, TIRING, AIRLESS
Bleedin weather.
I need a lie down.
Somebody get me a fan.

[Scot Free]

Debbie, maybe Jonny Flash will let you have his Get Out Of Hell Free card if you ask him nice.

[DEBBIE ROBINSON]

Thanks for the tip....

Johnny pleeeeease lend us your card.

Get me outa here.

[jonnyflash]

I'll trade you my card for 3 railroads and Park Place. K? I just worked 10 days in 36 degree hotness, but now I'm back in mild Vancouver so I won't be needing that card till later. Don't spill your drink or get chocolate on it please.

[DEBBIE ROBINSON]

Done deal.
I promise not to dirty it in any way.

[firegirl]

when you land on the *go directly to hell* spot - i just want everyone to realize that you will be immediatly transported to n'awlins, louisiana, usa... it is currently the conservitive temprature of the sun here with three thousand percent humidity... ick... and, i thought it would be fun to live here during the summer months, why?

cheers from a very sweaty firegirl...
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[Evan Young]

The fires are freaking me out. There was a fire here in Boulder on friday night that smoked me out of town. Luckly I know a girl in Denver who likes having me spend the night, but it's still not good for tourism.
--Evan

[DEBBIE ROBINSON]

"Luckly I know a girl in Denver who likes having me spend the night, but it's still not good for tourism."

Evan... then don't do it in front of an audience !

(sorry, couldn't help it)

[firegirl]

debbie... you make me giggle.

~firegirl