Crumbleforeskin's Long Volume Of Idiotic Non-Stop Nonsense!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What's the father's name of op art again.....something like Victor Vasarily?He was from Hungary & the father of pop art had connections with Slovakia.Crikey the Hungarian & Slovakian Op & Pop Art thing!Crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't even remember if i told this story....but i'll tell it again just in case:.....Arh Crikey!I arrived in Wien(Vienna)late one night many year ago & i thought"Gosh!I'm a bit skint....so i'll try & kip somewhere...wherever?
It was a clod night too.I caught some local train out...til the last stop & the walked out into some secluded parklands.The atmosphere was quite kooky.I walked around for a while & then pitched my tent to get some sleep.I was buggered.After a few hours of sleeping...i suddenly awoke to this really gnarly...kind of snarl.It just got louder & freakier....& then was approaching my tent....closer & closer.I quickly put my torch on & could hear the thing back off a bit!I then unzipped my tent & shone my torch which must of freaked the thing out!It was totally surreal as i never could see what it was....as it was so misty by then & it looked like i'd just woken up on a cloud!Whatever it was....sounded friggin' ferocious....like some snaggle-tooth boar coming to have me!It really nearly scared the living day lights out of me as the noise was so intense.I quickly packed up my tent & was out of there.I wasn't tempted to pitch my tent somewhere else after that!Crikey!I wonder what the heck that friggin' thing was?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I'll need some more descent frogskins to help me build my "Empire Of Nonsense".I'm saving up to buy my own country and then i will turn it into "Puniverse Land" and you will need to get a "Crumbleforeskin Visa" to get in.It will only cost 3 "gherkin bumps"to get in.Perhaps i will start my own small country somewhere in"Oonah Whoop Whoop Land",somewhere in a Munckin's dream or something?P.S.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make Art!Not War!A Creative Humanitarian Revolution!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Maybe i should really seek out that long-forgotten backward castle somewhere in an old pocket of Ukraine?I'll do the Former-Soviet Union Pixie Circuit?What do you reckon about that?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I feel akin to the archetype of the fool.I can relate to the creation of the fool.Not just the image of a motley coxcombed fool who jests in a castle,but the essense of the fool beyond the image.It's the feeling of having a sense of embedded internal folly.Maybe from past traits there is a connection through ancestory.If there is something about my ancestory culture that i feel good about and can promote with honesty it is the colourful good side of the Middle Ages.Well i guess for a silly jester it was a comforting place to be only if you survived your cutting quips.Well not such a bad position to fulfil for those times if you played your cards well!
Crikey!Crikey X Crikey - Crikey divided by crikey to the root of Crikey + Crikey =Crikey!!!!!!!!!!That word is becoming too addictive.I have to drop it from my vocabulary before all i can do is say"Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crik ey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey X Crikey - Crikey + Crikey to the root of Crikey = CRIKEY!!!!!! It's interesing the concept of the fool.With a costume it helps communicate the kind of fool you desire but it isn't nessesary to wear one.It's good to perform but it also feels that at times,i live the fool in my personal life even when i'm not thinking about performing.I mean by getting into certain situations which compliment each other in Paradoxical ways.Things just seem to occur in unusual patterns which almost seem like living dreams which are interpreted when you are daydreaming or dreaming or is it the other way around?Crikey!Who's to analylize?God i've forgotten how to spell.Being kept from practice from your Mother tongue can do this when trying to write it.Am i just mumbling on alot of verbal diahrea?Let the the nonsensical cosmic gibberish roll on till eternity til it starts again.Should i stop?Should i Start?Or should i stop and start at the same time?Let the story start!Let the story stop!If i stop and start the story at the same time something might happen?This is the story with no end.So keep reading..2 hours later.4 Hours...5 and a half...7 Hours..23 hours!1 Day!3 Days..1 Week.....!God i'm still on this computer!Someone hurry up and kick me off!2.3 Weeks..1 Month..9 Months...3 YEARS!CHRIST! I can't stop! Maybe i should start again?10 Years.and so on..ten minutes..hang on i haven't finnished yet.....i still have a lifetime to go??1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 nearly 10 more minutes..O.K.i'm going to stop!Here I GO...at the count of 10.Ten,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2..Hang on...be patient!I'm just about there but i can't stop.I think i'm starting to lose the plot but i can't find the full stop to stop the story!Where is it? ...I must hurry up and obey the laws of logic? Where was i?That's right i was going to finnish the bit about.....Here i go?I could tell many more stories,but it will take forever to write them all out.I will like to find time to write them out anyway for personal reference.It would be good to get them out on paper.I wish i had of kept up my diary because now it's an extraordinary puzzle of past mazes interwoven into an infinite labyrinth somewhere in the deep caverns of my mind.Oh well what the heck!It's a kind of visual memory experience to recapture to put into words.How far can your memory go back?Crikey!I might start going back into time and meet all those people again who i long forgot?I might then turn into that jester again that i once was?Only joking!I'm getting too cosmic! Anyway it would be good to tell tales of my experiences in Europe as a book.....but i'll probably never get around to it?Crikey!Another Renaissance Revolution!Not Flower Power!Pixie Power!Do i know what i'm on about?It would be good to write a book at some stage.Perhaps an autobiography but there's still many years of experience to go so it needs an end.There is a beginning,but where is the middle and end?With my show it's different....There is no beginning or end,but just a middle?Perhaps there's just a middle of all this?There is no beginning or end to the Universe,but just a middle?I'm not making sense?If i told all my stories too freely i would be banned from life!What do do?I'm not really taking this too seriously?There's a conspiracy out there trying to warp the intentions of pixies rights!You've got to fight for the Arts!There's going to be a Creative Revolution!Oh God!I'm a hippy!I still haven't escaped the 60's?I'm not a hippy!I'm a pixie!Well actually a fool,but thank God i'm not a fool's fool!Gorblimey!Holy Batweasel!Oops i'm going senile?I can't get out of this letter.I'm trapped by my mesmerised fingers that won't stop!Am i a paranoid petal against a toxic rock? Oh Crikey!I'm starting to get lost in my own cosmicness.Letting go of sanity to set you free!Will i get out before it rolls into another year.Will i get out of this lifetime before the next one?It's strange that no-body gets out of this world alive?Or do they?God!Whatever?Crikey!Just live out your fantasy and turn it into mythology.You can read about mythology but in a way you can create mythology also in a strange sort of way?Turning reality into fantasy or fantasy into reality?I guess you create your own reality?Which reality?This one,that one whichever,which,what,where,how,why,who etc.We are immortal mortals?Sorry immortal..I Don't know?Does science?Who nose?Only time can smell?I'm alive and staying alive until i outlive life? I really better go now.Yours sincerely Crumblesparrowweasel!Signing off!I've had enough i'm resigning from the human race!Where's the shovel.I'll start digging my way back Downunder until i fall through back to the Land Of Oz!Is this where heaven is?Just joking?All the best!Signing off again Crumblesnailtrails...P.S. ..Hang on,i've just about finnished..Nearly...Just another day.....How many minutes have i been alive for?...O.K,i'm going to leave my body and come back in the next life and complete this letter once and for all.Gosh it's been practice i guess?I'm amazed that no-one told me to get off this computer.Crikey!I got a lucky run.Oh well what the heck!Cheers and all the best!I'll write the other 4,0001,93092,228493,944783.95784 lines in the next letter...........P.S.I won't be offended if you don't even read this letter.I would like to write some short children's books and illustrate them at some stage,but i'd like to paint the pictures.It's not always easy to find the time.I always feel i'm never ready!The only time i ever practice is when i do my show!Crikey!I would like to play the hurdy-gurdy & crumhorn?Too many options to do in one life time.I'm a Jack-Of-All-Trades but a master of none.Golly i should shut up now!All the best!Cheers!P.S. Maybe i could make this the longest letter in the history of an e-mail letter?Only if i could type faster!I guess it would be much more economical if you could.I forgot to tell you one more thing?..Argh what was it?Uuuum?...Errgh?.Arrgghhhhh.errrghhhh..uum.erh.a rgh crikey!..Oops!What was it?..I only have one more word to say...and i can't remember what it is?..What word is it?I know?It's.CRIKEY!.P.S. Give my regards to the rest of the gang!This time i really am stopping!Here is the Holy . Not quite Holy because i still have to stop the dot!....Maybe if i join all these dot to dots together some mysterious picture will appear?To join them by moving the mouse in all crazy directions until it creates itself a strange whatever?Dot,dot,dots to dots alot of dots to dot to dot.I've lost the plot.No i haven't?Yes i have not?Yes i have...Have not.....Can't stop!...Can so!..Cannot!..I can't stop the dot....Here's the dot to stop the plot.Here it is. P.s.To be continued...?Just Joking?Take it like a grain of salt or like a freckle on the nose of time or like a dot that can't stop?Here's the stop.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm completely lost in Space.......or is space lost in me?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Push on ya friggin'weasel!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I'm gonna get a band of ninnyhammers together....so we can do some goosey nonsense in the Circus Of Nincompoops in Iceland,Greenland,Alaska,Ukraine,Belorussia,
Russia(Siberia),Kazakhstan,Uzbekistan & Antarctica!Is anyone interested in joing?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Nar's Welt!
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Kuckuck wurfel
tanz zyklus
enlos erfahrung
ewig ratsel
echo unterhalten
karton kaeskeid
lustspiel extra
fleck,knirps
punktieren
tag...tag...tag
raritat kreuzzug
verdauen ausdehnung
eintragen verbindung
zwickel zirkus
krach en witz reisen
schaffen verruckt
goochelen gans
rinkelen nar
wereldeizer wezel
giegelen kabouter
grappig sprinkhaan
Lach!Lach!Lach!
Gelach!
Voorwerp bespotting nar...
grap..grap...grab...
giegelen...
Kuckuck!Kuckuck!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Je me sens qu'apparenté à l'archétype du fool.I peut associer à la création du fool.Not juste que l'image d'un habit bariolé coxcombed l'imbécile qui plaisante dans un château, mais l'essense de l'imbécile au delà de l'image.It's le sentiment d'avoir un sens de folly.Maybe interne encastré des traits passés il y a une connexion par ancestory.If là est quelque chose au sujet de mon culture ancestory que je me sens bon environ et puis favoriser avec l'honnêteté c'est le bon côté coloré de l'Ages.Well moyen je devine pour un farceur idiot c'était un endroit de soulagement à être seulement si vous surviviez votre découpage quips.Well non une si mauvaise position à accomplir pendant périodes si vous jouiez à vos cartes Crikey!Crikey X Crikey - Crikey divisé par crikey à la racine du mot de Crikey + de Crikey = de Crikey!!!!!!!!!!That devient trop addictive.I doit la relâcher de mon vocabulaire d'avant que tout que je puis faire soit le say"Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crik ey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey X Crikey - Crikey + Crikey à la racine Crikey =!!!!!! de CRIKEY Il interesing le concept du fool.With un costume qu'il aide à communiquer le genre d'imbécile vous désirez mais il n'est pas nessesary pour porter one.It's bon pour exécuter mais il sent également cela parfois, je vivent l'imbécile dans le mon

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ich glaube, daß entsprechend dem Archetypus des fool.I auf der Kreation des fool.Not in Verbindung stehen kann, gerade, welches das Bild eines Motley Dummkopf coxcombed, der in einem Schloß jests, aber das essense des Dummkopfs über dem image.It's hinaus das Gefühl des Habens einer Richtung eingebetteten internen folly.Maybe von den letzten Merkmalen dort ein Anschluß durch ancestory.If dort ist, ist etwas über meine ancestory Kultur, daß ich ungefähr gut fühle und mit Ehrlichkeit fördern kann es die bunte gute Seite des mittleren Ages.well ist, ich für einen dummen Jester schätze, es ein tröstender Platz zum Sein war, nur wenn Sie Ihr Ausschnitt quips.Well nicht solch eine während jener Zeiten zu erfüllende Fehlstellung überlebten, wenn Sie spielten Ihre Karten Crikey!crikey X Crikey - Crikey, das durch crikey zur Wurzel des Wortes Crikey + Crikey = Crikey!!!!!!!!!!that auch wird addictive.I geteilt wird, müssen sie von meinem Wortschatz fallenlassen, bevor alles, das ich tun kann, say"Crikey!crikey!crikey!crikey!crikey!crikey!crik ey!crikey!crikey!crikey!crikey!crikey!crikey X Crikey ist - Crikey + Crikey zur Wurzel von Crikey = VOn CRIKEY-!!!!!! Es interesing das Konzept des fool.With ein Kostüm, das es hilft, die Art des Dummkopfs mitzuteilen, Sie wünschen, aber sie ist nicht nessesary, one.It's zu tragen, das gut ist durchzuführen, aber sie glaubt auch der manchmal, ich lebt der Dummkopf in meinem

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Me siento que relacionado con el arquetipo del fool.I puede relacionarse con la creación del fool.Not apenas que la imagen de un motley coxcombed a tonto que bromea en un castillo, pero el essense del tonto más allá del image.It's la sensación del tener un sentido de folly.Maybe interno embutido de últimos rasgos allí es una conexión con ancestory.If allí es algo sobre mi cultura ancestory que me siento bueno alrededor y puedo promover con honradez es la buena cara colorida del Ages.Well medio conjeturo para un bufón tonto era un lugar confortante a ser solamente si usted sobrevivió su corte quips.Well no una tan mala posición a satisfacer por esas épocas si usted jugó sus tarjetas Crikey!Crikey X Crikey - Crikey dividido por crikey a la raíz de la palabra de Crikey + de Crikey = de Crikey!!!!!!!!!!That se está convirtiendo también addictive.I tiene que caerla de mi vocabulario antes de que todo lo que puedo hacer sea el say"Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crik ey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!Crikey X Crikey - Crikey + Crikey a la raíz de Crikey = del!!!!!! de CRIKEY Interesing el concepto del fool.With un traje que ayuda a comunicar la clase de tonto usted desea pero no es nessesary desgastar one.It's bueno realizarse sino que también siente eso ocasionalmente, yo vive el tonto en mi

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at all those little Lilliputian nincompoops winding up that friggin'....gooose-bat weasel over there!Get them to go & have a friggin' go at each other!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh go & play musical chairs....with the Eternal troubadour won't you,you silly geese!You're really hanging out to get completely lost in the everlasting land of the silly!