Crumbleforeskin's Long Volume Of Idiotic Non-Stop Nonsense!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Goblin That Always Wanted To Be An Elf
==========================================
There was a goblin that always played by himself
& pretended to be an elf.
He liked elves
better than himself.
The goblin cried
"Oh why aren't i an elf?"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hey Piddle Dinkety,Poppety Pet
==============================
Hey diddle dinkety,poppety,pet..
the merchants & goblins they wear velvet
milk on their collars & gold on their bums,
so merrily march the ancient men.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Buzzy The Bee
==============
Buzzy the bee is flying through the air,
uptairs & downstairs
he whizzes
& buzzes
through the air....
buzzy buzzes everywhere....
zzZZzzzZZzzzZzz

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I'm A BAd Shot
=====================
Whoops!What a bad shot!
It landed in the tartan teapot.
I was hoping to get it in
the rubbish bin...
this silly ball of snot!
Crikey!I'm a bad shot!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The geese have eaten all me friggin' gooOse-berries!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where Do I Belong?
==================
I don't seem to belong
anywhere.....
upstairs
downstairs...
here...
there...
or anywhere...?
Am i wrong?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're Not Going To Convert Me You Squirt!
==========================================
Are you trying to convert
me you squirt?
I'm not going
to believe in
what you believe in
because you're a squirt!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a goblin
that bribed
a tribe
to give him 8 gherkins.
Even though he managed to score
8 gherkins.....
he was frightened
by their vibes!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I have alot of debts...
maybe i should play roulette
to get it all back?
I hope i attract
luck...
so i win heaps of bucks!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hello This Is The Money Show
=============================
Hello
it's the money show...
okay let's go...
Here i go....
Okay i'm going to ask you
a $64,000 question
on the topic of equestrian....
Okay get ready...
get steady....
Here goes...
who knows...
what equestrian is?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Il y avait un scientifique qui avait l'habitude l'engrais pour traiter son lithop parce qu'il était sur l'effondrement et il a voulu se rendre le sentir pur.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Lithop That Was Cured With Yak Manure
==========================================
There was a scientist that used yak manure
to cure
his Lithop
because it was on the flop
& he wanted to make himself
feel pure!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was an Oompah Loompah
that layed a golden egg after
being on a wild gooOse-chase...
because a Wild card jester....was
fooled by the Oompah Loompah's
GooOse & Duck game!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a goOose that did a duo show with a weazel....whilst performing to a mob of goblin gangsters.They juggled skittles between them & did hula-hoop tango dancing...whilst yodelling in Lithuanian....ever so silly...for hours on end until the goblins got completely guzzled out of their minds & collapsed ontop of each other!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ich konnte brauchen vertragen spargel...
Das genugt.....
Sich erfreuen ratsel
essen zerfressen spargel
essen zerfressen gurkun...
Extra
Extra
Super
Super
Ja Ja
Nein Nein
endlos spargel
eSbar verzukkung!
Ewig gluckselig!
Schwatzen spargel
Schwatzen gurkun!
Kostenfrei....
burg possen!
Handel!Handel!
Bim-bam!
bimbam!