Crumbleforeskin's Long Volume Of Idiotic Non-Stop Nonsense!

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Why did Russia sell Alaska to America so cheap?

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Gosh!I got my flippin'flappin'flags mixed up 3 post ago!Oops!

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I once went upto statues all around Sydney & took casts of their noses & made some noses!The only problem was...that the noses were all too big...to wear!P.S.GooOse!

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Australia flogged Ozzy Rules football from the Irish....Gaelic Football!Gosh!Hurling is completely wacky....freaky by crikey!

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Imagine if the whole World was on ecstasy for just 1 day!

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I remember when i was young....& would sometimes sleep next to my grandmother....&..her false teeth would rattle when she snored...when she forgot to take them out!Weird!

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I remember at a festival in Nth N.S.W in Oz one year....i put my jester's hat on....& about half an hour later i heard this most deafening noise....that nearly drove me instantly insane!It completely freaked me out & i was also struggling to get my jester's hat off a.s.a.p!I got my hat off & then looked in it & noticed a big green cicada!Gorblimey!You can hear these things from a mile away in the bush & it was stuck right next to my ear-hole!

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Has anyone ever seen a Frog-Mouth Owl!Gorblimey!You should check the faces on em'!They're simply fantastic!They remind me of one of the characters out of the Muppets!100 percent to frog-mouth owls!

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Oh Crikey!Maybe i'll just live out in the bush oneday & paint!The only trouble is that there isn't much of an audience in the bush!Maybe i could get the Kookaburra's going?I'm sure they'd laugh....but i wouldn't make any money though!Oh God!I'm kept hostage by the city!Oneday i might transcend from the Rat-Race!The Big Smoke!

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Oh no!I'm not getting any replies now!Maybe people are tied of replying?Oh well....maybe i can just make up names & keep replying to myself & i'll get even more posts!Right!That does it!I'm going to clone myself & get a whole team of Rumpelstiltskin's to change their names & write us all as many posts as possible a.s.a.p!

[Rich Potter]

Rumple.

You want a reply?

Here's a reply.

Cordially,
Rich

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ya GooOse-squeezer!

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Rump,

We're here.

Laughed out loud at the inquiry earlier today, along the lines of, were it not for noses, would there be air?
Were it not for little old ladies in crosswalks, would there be fast moving trucks?