Rumpelstiltskin GooOse Worship! VOLUME 2

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My occupation certainly is: weazel!
I did apricot cutting for work experience & also telephone interviewing once...but got the sack after 2 weeks as they were wondering why i was doing so well....until they rang the numbers back & found out that i had stuffed up their statistics!Some of the questions you had to ask were completely stupid....like what's your favourite confectionary....& what's the code number on your car tyre!Shit like that!Gosh!

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Gosh!When ever i played Ozzy rules football at school when i was younger.....i was always put in the back-pocket or the bench!I was a shitouse player!No wonder i eventually became a pixie later on in life!

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Gosh!It was weird over the Olympics time in Australia & everyone was waving Australian flags all around the place!It was the most patriotic Australian experience i've ever witnessed in Oz....except for Australia Day!It's weird...because Europe has more patriotic outbursts than Australia but the Nationalistic vibes are quite different!It was strange after being in Europe for a while & coming back to Oz....& experiencing it getting more European & other global vibes over the Olympics period!Sport crowds really don't paint the picture for a fool's paradise though!
I remember on the last day....when they were about the light the biggest fireworks display on Earth....starting from the Olympic stadium to Sydney Harbour bridge & it was just so absolutlely packed!I spent an hour & a half trying to squeeze through the crowd to get to another place where i thought my friend's would be....but it was a friggin' nightmare in the process as i had a trolley with a big trunk on it & a unicycle & a guitar & i was in full jester's regalia....being pushed & squeezed in the thick crowd for over an hour & a half!Also in the process.......just about every person in Sydney....tried to pull my rubber nose off...with the little green bell on the end of it!It was totally insane having the whole of Sydney in your face....with so many sport heads...trying to pull your nose off!All this "Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Oi Oi Oi"stuff made me almost hate Australian culture!Australia is a great place....& there are great people there....but i think too much sport isn't good for everyone!Imagine if the same amount of people got into Circus Olympics or Silly Olympics?At least it would be a more high-brow crowd!Thank God for the nature in Australia....it really compensate's for those wretched friggin' pissed-blind drunk sport-heads!
The sport crowds in Holland are alot more humble!You just wouldn't get the same treatment....here in your jester's outfit...as you would in Oz.....after a big sporting event!
It was great that Cathy Freeman one the gold medal(sometime later)....after a spectacular lighting of the fire cauldron in the opening ceremony!She did wonders for the Aboriginal(Koori)culture!It was great to see someone from an Indiginous culture take a medal...even if i'm not so into sport myself!
That must of been the ultimate fantasy for a sporting dream...to have done what Cathy Freeman did!I don't mind playing sport though....for fun in a silly way!I used to be much more into it when i was younger!I can appreciate the strategy in sport....but not the way the sport heads treat you when you're in your pixy-suit!Bad-minton,surfing,table-tennis,darts,pool-table,volleyball,squah,archery & some water sports can be fun!Also other stuff....usually when you're playing it yourself!I guess everyone has their own opinion!Gosh!I guess football matches are a real release for alot of people as they have to have somewhere to go together in huge masses & do all their screaming & shouting!It's almost like war...rivalry between different countries!
Sometimes it has interesting moments.....but i personally wouldn't want to follow sport too religiously!

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Gorblimey!The guy or gal who invented the cats-eye design....on all the street posts around the World would have made a fucken' packet!Imagine the royalties!

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Oh no....i'm up to 700 posts....& i haven't even started yet!The Show Must Go On!What do you reckon'(say!)?

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"Go Weazel....GO!"

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Crikey!I better hit the goooseberry & wurzleplums.........so all the very best by golly ol jingles!

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Thumbs up for peace,love & happiness!

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Thumbs down for aggression!

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No!I'm staying left so !

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Imagine trying to do visual comedy with the light turned off?

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Not another Question?You give me another question & i'll throw a questionaire at you!

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A fool & his money are soon parted.....i'm too busy not making any money!
I'm also probably too busy making no-sense at all so.....perhaps if you give me some money....i might make more sense?P.S.

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Stop writing or i'll call the police!Maybe i should learn how to sign write!
The people who make the law...shouldn't break the law....even though they do!
I'm off to Fairyland as there are no rules there(well stupid adult power authority one's)....& still everything is in harmony!P.S.Fairyland =

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Crikey!There's enough to juggle in this World in one's lifetime!I'm off to juggle 3 cans of rotten asparagus!Cheeers!