Rumpelstiltskin GooOse Worship! VOLUME 2

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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    Are you with me?

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      All around Sydney...for year's...i kept seeing written on walls or wherever"Scratch My Nose!"
      I wonder who was the mystery person behind this?
      Apparently also for year's & year's & year's all over Sydney....everyone saw the word"Eternity"written all over the place!They eventually found out after many many many year's that it was a little old man called Arthur Stace(this is a famous story...& there has been a documentory about it)!Maybe he re-incarnated into the mystery person who kept writing"Scratch My NOse",all over the place or perhaps it's someone who was inspired by him?

      [This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 01-02-2002).]

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        Gosh!It's weird those times when you rub your feet on the carpet really fast & when you touch something metal...you get an electric-shock!

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          Many a year ago.....i was at an art gallery with my mum & sister somewhere in Melbourne & when my sister & i were out the back...outside...of the gallery in the garden...we were chasing each other around...just being stupid!I was chasing my sister & all of a sudden she ran straight into a clear solid thick glass window & just bounced straight back off....like a ball bouncing off a wall.She started to cry....but then laughed because....it was an illusion...which looked like you could just run straight through & into the gallery!

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            Oh i hate those pimples you get right inside your nostril!They don't tickle!It's a real drag getting em'!

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              Did i tell you about the story...of when i was in Lisbon a few year's back & i had lice in my hair?My hair was really itching like crazy....so i went to a Pharmacist to get some lice treatment!He was already on the verge of closing & just let me in....but he could only speak Portuguese!I tried to explain my problem....but he couldn't understand!I then drew him a diagram....of a little nit jumping out of the hair!He got the picture & pulled out some lice stuff!It was quite pricey....& i took a little time to make up my mind....& he was just so impatient that he sent me away!I knocked on the door & said"I'll take it!",but there was no second chance as he was in a bad mood!Some students were standing near...outside & they came to my assistance to try & help me....but none of them could speak English & i couldn't speak Portuguese!They were all huddled in close to try & understand me....but couldn't make head or tail what i was on about!Then suddenly a policeman came over speaking English & said"What is your problem?"I said"I've got lice & i was just hoping that if i give a student some money...they can tap on the pharmacy window & get some lice treatment for me!"They said to the policeman"What's he saying?"THe policeman told them that"He has lice!",& they all screamed & jumped back & said"OooooooooooooohH!"
              Gosh!I really did feel like a ferret-scruffbag-fuckweazel!I had to wait the next day to get the lice stuff!What a drag!

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                "Don't play possum with me ya friggin'Munckin!"said the pixie!

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  Write!

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    Gorblimey!I've never been to Japan.....but i've seen a spider-crab before!Gosh!They're pretty weird aren't they?

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      If you smoke....do mind if i fart!

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        Gosh!I clicked the wrong flag a couple of posts back!I've never been to Canada either....but oneday a MooOse....will say"Come over here ya GooOse!"

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          Oops i probably should of clicked the Canadian flag for the last post?Oh well what the heck!What's done is done!I should invent my own flag & start my own country where only clowns are allowed in!

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            I read somewhere just recently that some man got busted somewhere in America.....for looking under ladies dresses & filming them with a tiny video-camera....in one of his shoes!Gosh!There's a few fruitloops out there!

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              I can't even believe that i haven't been to New Zealand yet!I'll get there oneday?I like the look of those little kiwi things....very cute indeed!
                              Gosh!There's kiwi-fruit all over the World!Go kiwi's & kiwi-fruit!

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                I have a picture somewhere back in Oz....of me when i was 5 years old...standing there while sucking my thumb & trying to look tough with my Humphey B Bear t-shirt on!P.S.Crikey!

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