Rumpelstiltskin GooOse Worship! VOLUME 2

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 03:28 PM

It's weird when you're at a falafhel cafe or something & then the place is packed & then you find a seat & find yourself staring right infront of the mirror as it is stuck to the wall.Sometimes i feel silly watching myself eat....but in that situation there is no-where else to look! Even silier when i'm in Amsterdam....very late at night & eyes are are just naturally blood-shot...from being tired...& then people think..."God!He must be off his tree!",& then you start to feel stoned even when you're not!As i said....i get high on air!I'm an Airitarian!I wouldn't mind a bit of helium though.....so i could sound like Tiny Tim times ten!That would make ya almost laugh ya head off!Anyway.....i'm off & away to join the fairies wherever they are?

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 03:33 PM

Crikey!How do you keep up with the World.....when you feel like you're centuries behind anyway?Gosh!I'll have to learn how to drive a tartan tractor in 3 minutes so i can take over Europe & start my own countries!The Worldly Kangaroo Fool with totally cut loose & Pixy Out To The Complete Max!I'll crusade my way through the United States Of Europe as Mr Puniverse in Introverted Overdrive....& display my powers of Extra Sensitive Perception!I'll do so well that i'll be able to afford my own king & build the Castle Of Scultured Junk(made 43% from gherkin-coloured thimbles)!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 03:37 PM

Cheeers by crikey!Celebrate life & don't take it for granted because we're all just a freckle on the nose of time!No-one gets out of the world alive....or do they?I am the immortal eternal troubadour pixie jester weasel funster!I'm a crusader of nonsense!I'll start up the Church Of Hilarity & spread the message of laughter across the globe to unite humanity....so eventually the spontaneous laughter sets off a chain-reaction....until the whole world dies laughing!At least it would be better to die in a funny way....through the sheer beauty of happiness!Crikey!Perhaps the Church Of Hilarity will also spin off the globe & into the cosmos to set the whole Universe Off into an uncanny dimensionless echoing of positive laughter vibration of the fabrication of all the vibres within everything there is in the reality of everything everywhere!Crikey!Experience the spectrum of everything & become one with all creation!GoOoSE!P.S.GooOsE!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 03:40 PM

The Crumbleforeskin Empire is On The Rise or on the flop?

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 03:45 PM

Mr Multi-Dimensional....here or..Henry,Henry,Henry,Henry or just call me Henry.....or Crumpetsparroweasel,Strawberrystiltskin,Crumblefor eskin,Mangel Wurzel Pigeon GooOsE,or Mr Thingamijig,Mr Thingamibob,Mr Whatever.(to name a few off the top of my head)...but definatley not Ronald McDonald(who has stolen the bauble from Charlie Chaplin...& is the world's most famous magical clown today...the mascot of the biggest M pire in the World!Knock Ronald off his throne & bring the Renaissance back into the Millenium!)Crikey!All the very best!Cheeers!Signing Off Ratweasel(Catweazel's son)The Fool Of COmedy?

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 03:51 PM

When will everything come together in Universal spirit with the Universal Mind with everything that comes to mind in comic unity & wise healthy peace!Oh!Gosh!There's Universe's within Universe's in this one big Humunguous Universe!Crikey!I hope the Universal harmony of things hit the right notes....to make the melody flow with what is meant to be in good musical taste!Signing Off......Rumpel...The Fool...Of..Comedy?P.S

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 04:00 PM

Crikey!I can't get away from myself because i'm always there?Everywhere,nowhere,somewhere,overhere,there, anywhere...always here?God knows where Not!Signing Off Who Knows(Whose Nose)?Sometimes things seem so absurdly serious or so seriously absurd!Sometimes things seem so surreally real or so really surreal.......let's turn reality into fantasy or fantasy into reality and live out our mythology!Signing Off The Eternal Fool From Universes within Universes!The Universe is a never-ending riddle & we're all on our "L" Plates by "Crikey"!Is the Question Mark the eternal holy symbol"?"What's the question to the answer or what's the answer to the question"?" +

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 04:02 PM

I can't stop repeating myself!
I can't stop repeating myself!
I can't stop repeating myself!

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**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 04:04 PM

Oh Crikey!2002~!Things are just getting Too Cosmic!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 04:05 PM

It's amazing how history fell into this pattern! If there is any such thing as God,it's taking the piss!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 04:07 PM

Maybe we're all God collectively or uncollectively together....but we just don't realize it?

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 04:09 PM

Let all us artists be a tribe of individuals!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 04:39 PM

Do you want anymore? Seriously or Absurdly Serious?

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 04:42 PM

Oh God!I really lost some really long stories out of those 73 posts!Maybe they will pop back in time by fluke or i'll have to somehow remember them....but it won't be the same as the original...or maybe it might even be more original than the original!
I'm signing out with a

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 04:46 PM

I wonder if anyone on Earth will ever read all of my posts anyway?Please don't.....or i might get embarrassed & keep writing!
P.S.GooOse!

Rumpelstiltskin GooOse Worship! VOLUME 2

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