Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!Tiny Tim certainly did have a honker of a nose!Crikey!It's amazing when you see some people with such huge noses!I wonder what the biggest nose in the World looks like?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Can someone please pick my nose with some tweezers as i have 1 protruding hair really coming out of my left nostril!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Can anyone play the noseflute?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I wonder how many nostrils there are in the World?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's a bit of a bummer when ya in a hurry to perform & you can't find ya wretched nose!I was once at a "what Is Music?"night in Sydney in King's Cross & i got there early & waited ages for my friend's band to arrive as i was going to do something with them!Finally after hours they arrived....but really late....so they had to go staright to the stage & set-up a.s.a.p!I quickly got into my jester's outfit back-stage....& then got my stuff scrambled up in other people's stuff & then....& before i knew the band had started!Still i scrambled around looking for my wretched nose....& by the time i found...the band had to stop!Ontop of that the drummer lost his drum-stick...so did the set with 1 drum-stick!Crikey!You just have to rhyme with time sometimes!I'm off like the tock of a clock!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I know the face is no index to the heart,but a funny nose can help give you a better sense of humour!

[worldwidese]

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">Originally posted by Rumpelstiltskin:
I know the face is no index to the heart,but a funny nose can help give you a better sense of humour!

Rumple, my husband has very large ears (and nose) although his ears lie flat and don't flap! Lately before he begins a show he has started to ask the audience to vote on whether they like it better with his hat over his ears, or his ears out.

Invariably they say they prefer them out. So why couldn't you once do a poll, nose off, nose on, and see what is the response? If you find they like the nose you have, you could maybe get around to feeling comfortable with it also. That would save you a lot of stress, and maybe some time, too. Why not give it a try?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's easier said than done!I could do that....but would feel more comfortable to just expose my real nose...if it went with dead-pan expression!I could do a little bit...but not the fool facial gymnastic expressions!The nose is just such a natural sense to the humour!Having a funny-bone(funny-elbow)....isn't as diverse as a funny nose!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Does anyone want to swap noses?Just joking!Check all them noses out there........!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Maybe i should keep following my nose around....as it leads the way!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a silly little pixie who got pulled by the nose by an irresistible jestress into a long forgotten castle somewhere in the back pocket of the Earth & was never seen again!Crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pick your own nose!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pick your own nose!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Has anyone got any noses to swap?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine if the whole World was just one Big Nose?