GooOse

[Rumpelstiltskin]

These people know how to strike a bargain....
when it comes to a jester
as they surely get their money's worth
for all the fool can offer! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Split the difference & go with the fashion you fool...if you want money to rule you! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Squiffy scraggly wretch...
you're on the bottle again...
so don't slip on the pickle..
this time...
or you'll slide off the track...
& wind up in a pond of toad slime! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The fool in the fun parlour...
is pretending to be a cabbage
in hope of being discovered
by a lost fairy...
who is looking for a game
of cribbage. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

All that glitters is not gold!
You can say that again! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to bottle myself...
after this show...
if i make less than a thripence...
then again i won't be able to even
afford a beer! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Battle on nincompoop...
you hopeless weasel battler!
Tackle a snaggletooth boar...
make nonsense..
not really war!
Go nincompoop go...
show 'em
what you know! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

PAY attention to me! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i a fruit-loop magnet for the people..
or are they a magnet for me? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a skinny-dipper...
who was also a strip-joker!
She was a peekaboo mistress...
but only for other jestresses...
so really this story
sounds as dicey
as a game of imaginary poker! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The wretched troll slug...
is as snug as a bug in a rug...
& is watching the crooked news
while sitting on the loo
& eating rotten bugs! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're as silly as a goose..
you're just simply too loose!
I don't know what to do....
as even you don't know what to do?
Maybe i'm also a goose
who is as practical as a bowl of hopeless mousse? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a fool
who admitted he could
exhale & inhale
at the same time!
He would never let
anyone witness it..
because he didn't want
to get accused of being a twit! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't seem to get this hat & money act together! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to vacuum the whole general public into my bottomless hat for all their worth! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]