What?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That hiddeous troll
belongs in the warthog-pen!
He snores...
like a snaggletooth boar...
& behaves like a neurotic hen
& likes to jump...
while trying to hump the floor! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Wretched goblin...
is caressing himself
with a turd-spade.
I can't believe it...
either can he...
as he's not usually a twit...
but today
he feels
like doing it a bit! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The drongo cuckoo
fighting cock...
wants to out-cock
all the other cocks..
but the cocks...
are around the block
smelling rotten goblin socks! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Here have a mug of scrumpy jack..
ya fine ol' weasel.
Get it into ya...
& until you go "ha ha...ha ha...ha ha"!
Guzzle it...
till ya turn into a git..
& then put cheezles...
in ya dacks!
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

How can a fool boss people into be generous?
Why don't the straights...
support the eccentrics better?
I guess normality is far over-rated!
Oops!I'm turning into a gnarly old weasel!
I better hang-up my pixie-shoes...
or just keep performing for free...
if i want to stay in business on the street!
Oops!Why doesn't love make the world go round these days? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Jesus Christ!
Bloody Hell!
Jeez!
Christ almighty!
Jesus!
God!
Christ!
Holy mackerel!
Why did God
create Ronald McDonald? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Have some upside-down cake you silly fool!
Would you fancy a cream pie in the face?
What about some cheesecake you cheesy mouse?
What do you want?
Do you want a handful of hundreds & thousands...
or dolly mixture...
fairy floss...
or perhaps even sponge cake
you lollipop nutcase! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ 02-09-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That stocky troll has gone soft..
because he doesn't fancy that fairy!
If a chihuahua would suddenly walk by...
he would get an instant stonker...
as if he were made of rock! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I've lost the battle with the audience...
as how can everyone be on your side...
when you're not in fashion? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[ 02-09-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i a no-no
yo-yo?
Should i be a yes-yes
yo-yo?
Come on...
what's the go? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm a faulty fool...
so sorry society...
all i can offer you is failure!
I'm a losing flop...
i'm going under..
i've lost...
as i'm a minus
figure...
who never seems to add up..
extra bonus figures! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The object of ridicule..
is in the laughing-stock..
trying not to laugh
at the hopeless people...
who think the sight of this...
is funny.
They are throwing old vegetables...
at the fool...
but still he can't stop laughing..
at them...
time & time again! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can exchange your money for love! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Send that goose back to his pigeon-hole...
as he's not all there!
He's a frigggin' twerp..
a lost dung-bird..
who is totally too absurd! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't sort myself out...
as i'm all over the shop.
What should i do about it?
Maybe i'll just stand still
very fast...
until someone
puts gold in my pot! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]