What?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & make love to an out-of-date cheeseball.....
behind...Henry...the exhausted arm-chair.
Snog it for all it's worth.....
vacuum it's cheesy flavour....
full tilt...
with the aid of your left nostril!
Suck it dry....
savour the cheesy essence...
in the depths....
of your sinus cavities.
After that frigggin' clone yourself...
into a cheeseball....
& roll & roll...
until you find yourself....
out there...
somewhere in the cosmos....
in an everso cheesy dimension.
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine if clowning became compulsory for all human beings....& we could all behaps unite together through positive nonsense!Laughter can lead the way....& we'll all be in it together where....being always right isn't the main issue.Let's all get together on this...& show em' what's it all about!
Are you with me?
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let the jester make you happy!
No don't look at me....
Let me be anonymous right now....
When anything ever goes...wrong it must be the jester's fault...
so please cheer yourself up....
because look at the face on your chihuahua!
Maybe if you look at each other long enough....
you'll realise what nincompoops you both are....
& start to get each other in a good mood.....
until you're both over the Moon!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Fuck this adult mind shit....
i'm going to continue my pixie shit....
even if i have to keep littering the cities with all my toys.
Imagine if cities were just full of toys....
where adults could become kids again....
& play away like real happy fools....just gagging to be fooled!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Kiss the lips of a smiling goldfish...
you zippy neon-tetra...
brush yourself through the weeds....
catch a smoocher...
from a goggle-eyed princess orange-gold fishy.
Don't care what the other fish think...
even if you're not quite right....
for each other....
just go with it...
if it feels right....
even though you may probably be both wrong!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Wicked dude!
Hot stuff!
You got it...
really...
It's got you....
too!
You're set...
to get it...
with whatever...
goes....
so show...
yourself off...
& you'll be right on dude!!!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Now's the time for you to watch....
the hands go by...
so tickle the seconds with your fingers...
& count them one by one....
until you get familiar...
with the rhythm of monotony.
Rhyme with the time....
hand in hand...
with the ticks...
& face it...
if you have the time!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make love to a gherkin!
Do it now....
or i call the police!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What the heck are you doing...
you cheeseball sucker!
Let go of those cheeseballs....
or pop a cheeseball...
in the turning clown's mouth...
& see if you....
win another packet of cheeseballs....
you frigggin' cheesy funkster...
all cheesed up....
& ready to lie around...
in the fluffadelic lizard lounge!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't throw a wobbly...
in front of that wretched...
goblin porter...
for letting a saucy...
chihuahua....
rump itself....
with your vile pink lipstick...
that fell out of your...
make-shift hand-bag...
your Munchkin chauffeur made you...
in hope...
that you would...
let him go a few rounds...
of toe-sucking with you!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hump a baboon rump...
or get rumped by an elephant...
you scrawny wretch...
wanting some saucy action.
Don't try & turn on my turtle...
as he'll peck you on...
on your chopper...
until you wind yourself....
around the bend...
& try & have it off
with your end!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Sinus congestion
in conjunction with
frigggin' hay-fever equals....
mothball eyes i reckon!
Nasaly nincompoop...
i must confess i am!
I'm up the nose...
too stuffed...
to smell a nice rose.
What the heck!
I need a frigggin' tissue...
& there's not even any toilet paper...
& i'm building up to a session of endless sneezing.
I think i need to get my thimbles out...
& blow em' full of runny pixie snot!
My nose is the centre of attention now...
i just can't get my head round it!
I'm going to soon...sneeze myself silly...
so don't expect any coherent sense out of me....
as for now...
as my nose...
will surley let you know!!!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Seargent Awkward is impatiently wanting your complete attention.....so stop in your tracks....& lick his arse....but with the aid....of your pet rottweiler.
He commands you...to polish his nose....
& tweak his nipples....
but go & stick a gherkin under his cap...
& a squashed tea-bag...
in his left back pocket!
Do not follow his orders....
because....he will end up following you!
I think he fancies....
your pet newt...
if you think so.
There's no sense to be had...
with you two...
so part company...
immediately...
& you might
end up on the right track...
if you stand still!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Whisper a thought...
into a stray pixie ear...
& hope your thistle wish...
you once wished....
actualizes...
before you very own eyes...
right after...
you thought so!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pop....tickle...
go for a giggle...
goose-step yourself..
into position...
& play your game...
on display for the people...
to work with.
Let them be with you...
it's all a show...
a show within a show....
Go with the flow...
hope you know..
what's up...
giddy up...
& get on with it....
before it all loses shape...
& you go quite ape!!!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />