What?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What am i like? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What on Earth....are we doing?
What are you like?
What?
Frigggin'....what this & what that!
Toodleloo!
What is the Universe up to? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Butterfly Man]

I think I have the answer to your question:

http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/index.html

[Peter Voice]

That happens when you have a near-death experience with your own sphincter.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh crikey.....ol' gee golly gee.....
it's all so cosmic.....
to get one's head round the Universe.....
frigggin' atoms galore....
It's amazing how it all hangs together....
to give the pictures....
of creation's art!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> How many frigggin atoms have i got?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What?
What is?
What if?
What are?
What can?
What will?
What to do?
What the frigggin' heck!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What can i do with that dot?
What has it got?
I need alot of dots....
as one dot is not enough!
I guess one dot...
can finish a plot....
but how many plots are there?
I need to dot the eye!
Dot my i!
No!I won't dot my ~I...
as i'm running out of dots.
How many dots make up the Universe?
What?
Don't dot my questions!
Oops!Dots are everywhere...
surrounded by air....
Dot all the dots to dots....
& see what the Universe....
comes up with!
What?
I don't know! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What am i doing?
Can't compromise to the formula!
Will it ever work for a fool's fool?
Blimey!Frigggin' doesn't seem to rhyme at all....
this commercially viable hat-front business....
for a weasel non power-hyper gooOse!
It's almost doing my head in....
& going to blow my trumpet.....
completely out of proportion.....
if sooner or later.....
i don't get a grip on this.....
frigggin' urban street cliche'....
of trying to make a descent living off busking!
Blimey!Goes to show that popular isn't always so positive.....when you look at Bush!
Here is a quote from Vantage which amusing:
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
What the frigggin' heck is happening by crikey.....
All this bad taste is completely rigged.....
with all the money...& knowledge in the World....
it's kind of surprising that the wisdom isn't being used to it's fool extent(just joking/no i'm not)!
If all the money on nuclear arms in the World was spent.......on liberating freedom.....we'd all get along with each other....alot better by crikey!It just doesn't add up properly!
Blimey!I have to rest my eyelids!Ciao!
[img]confused.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

How the fuck do people pay for so much shit!
Oops!
Do you think Ronald McDonald is really worth it!
That's completely mental!
The sickness of society......
supports....such fucked up fantasy!
He's an evil vampire moulding people into showroom dummies!
No wonder some kids freak out sometimes.....at surreal performers....when they're brought up on Freddy Krueger & grotesque toys....& the luring taste of lethal lollies!
Ronald is God!
The lowest common denominator favours bad taste & that's where the flavor's at....unfortunately!
Don't listen to me.....
i'm a jester....
& by telling the truth....
i come across as being cynical!
Crikey!It's getting hard to be honest these days!
Just go with the flow & be positive....
as life goes on without art....as Ronald McDonald will save us all!!!
[img]confused.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Tootsie footsie....
tip-toe through....
the forest....
with a team of.....
silly nincompoops....
while singing along....
with the ease of the breeze.
Juggle the notes.....
tickle your nose.....
giggle on...
for what's wrong....
with going along....
with the beauty....
of higgledy-piggledyness!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & make love to an out-of-date mothball.....
or let the moths get off on you!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Sprinkle some gherkin powder.....
into 3 rooster pecked thimbles....
& draw a line of rhubarb ink...
around you're rusty tricycle....
hiding in the corner.
Just do it....
as everything happens for a reason...
even if....
you think you're totally...
up some lost garden path.
The goblin market....
is around every corner...
but good goblins they are....
nothing can go wrong....
in this ethereal land....
as the great Universal force....
has hypnotised us all....
to be good little pixies...
as pure as a fairy's dream can be!!!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm as keen as mustard....
to have an arm wrestle with myself...
& see who wins.
I'll be right...
even if i'm left out!
Who ever loses....
wins...
so what the heck...
who cares!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Will busking grind me into a goblin villain....
Whoops!
Where's the frigggin' goblin market?
No....i'm a pixie as a matter of fact!
Fact is stranger than fiction!
Is it?
What?
Is this all some kind of GoOOSe fantasy...
that i'm tagging along with?
Picture yourself....
in the painting of life....
& go with the colours....
that take your fantasy.
Blimey!I'm off with the pixies....fairies...& all the sillies...& getting out of this urban infrastructure rat-race labyrinth.
The fairies will lead me the way....
so don't worry....
as i'll be okay!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Brush your teeth...
with zucchini paste...
& get saucy with
an old turnip..
twirl your whiskers...
purr some whispery words...
into the air...
prick up your ears...
follow the sounds..
with your mind...
tickle your fancy...
turn on some music...
turn off the light..
light a candle...
irritate a mozzy..
blow your nose..
curl your toes..
think pixy...
open the window...
feel the wind...
cuddle your pillow...
lie there star-shaped...
watch the stars...
smell the flowers...
close your eyes..
think pixy...
relax youself...
stay there...
go out...
out into space....
go beyond....
further than you can see....
follow your mind....
throughout the Universe....
far away...
with yourself...
& one with everything.
What a story....
everything is....
stories within stories....
unfolding....
within it all.
What more can i say?
Earth calling to weasel!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />