Nasty sly Jonny
p'forming for money
try some of his ritalin pie
Along came a Rumplin
A-chewin a dumplin
He said "What a good GOOOSE am I!
Straightjob would be dumn
As I slowly become
a gooose that can lay golden eggies.
As one of the kings of the Robson St. scene,
I've presentable hands(with no shmeggies)
I just won't be phased
thru my endorphin haze
for 2nite I shall be rollerskating
I'll fly back to the eighties
no if ands or maybes
so stop with the rollerskatehating.
I haven't the stamina
to joust with a man(ia)
esteemed in such arts as Sir Stiltskin
But oh, yes-sireee
you'll never catch me
with a pint-sized road case that fits stilts in!
$$$GOOOSE$$$
p'forming for money
try some of his ritalin pie
Along came a Rumplin
A-chewin a dumplin
He said "What a good GOOOSE am I!
Straightjob would be dumn
As I slowly become
a gooose that can lay golden eggies.
As one of the kings of the Robson St. scene,
I've presentable hands(with no shmeggies)
I just won't be phased
thru my endorphin haze
for 2nite I shall be rollerskating
I'll fly back to the eighties
no if ands or maybes
so stop with the rollerskatehating.
I haven't the stamina
to joust with a man(ia)
esteemed in such arts as Sir Stiltskin
But oh, yes-sireee
you'll never catch me
with a pint-sized road case that fits stilts in!
$$$GOOOSE$$$

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