Rumple-Idiot Worship

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Silly Wee Willie Winkie
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Wee Willie Winkie
wears a hiddeous frown
Upstairs
Downstairs
in his wedding gown;
tapping at the windows,crying at his dog;
"Are the ear-wigs still in their beds,for it's 8 o'clock?"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Was It You Frog-A-Doodle-Do?
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Frog-A-Doodle-Do
my rhinoceros beetle
has lost her shoe
My stick-insect
as lost his schtick
& doesn't know what to do?
Frog-A-Doodle-Do
my elephant beetle
has lost his poo
my twig-insect
has lost her tick,
so Frog-A-Doodle-Do,
was it you?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What's In Your Pocket?
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Lucy Locket
has a rocket
in his pocket
One Hell
of a stonker
he's going bonkers
he's going to explode
he's gonna show & tell
the World
he's over-loaded!
No he's not!
He's just full of snot!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I Won't Let Fame Tame Me!
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For Heaven's sake
i'm as scrawny
as a rake
& i won't conform
as i can't be tamed
as i have no name
I'm just a GooOse
with the I.Q
of a MooOse
& i'm a pee-wee
cute
little hooter!
I'm in a picture-frame
looking at fame
with the use
of this computer!
Crikey!
I didn't write this!
It was an elf sitting
next to me!
Do you believe me?
I'm fooly free?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

4 minutes left!4 & 4 = 8...so hurry up file 8
before i turn into Late!
An Aardvark times a jellyfish
divided by a can of asparagus
plus a weather-beaten Estonian broom
subtract the left shoe of a goblin gangster to the root of cauliflour equals a tragic tartan tractor!P.S.I'm Mr Wrong & i don't want to be right!

[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 12-26-2001).]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm just waiting for file eight & then i can straighten up!Don't worry.....i'm as straight as a nail or as crooked as a snail in jail?
I'm Mr Chitter Chatter Box
& i'm going to get my chicken-pox
machine gun & throw it into a sea of measles.
I'll then get Willy Wonky....to take me to the Wrong Shop....so i can trade in my peppermint twisty-sticks in exchange for some change made from blueberry gingerbread button nose's!I'm going to follow the munchkin's into throughout the Cosmos & go everywhere at once.....& follow them everywhere.....even if there is only one of me........& 15 billion of me!Where's my yo-yo?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

For crying out loud!I'm amazed that it all fell into place!Well....a few year's back i only just remembered what the date was?I then walked into a Clock....& it tocked me off to another time ever so far away.....that i never knew what place....it was!Oh well & now i'm here & it's nearly rolling into another year!I'm going to go for a ride 8 ways....around 8....& figure-skate myself into Eternity......& then come back fake!For Heaven's sake!I'll make myself into the letter 8 & then re-create myself from scratch like a fool that's been hatched by Creation's Cosmic Egg!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Too Cosmic To Get My Head Round The Universe
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More to go!There's always more to go!Perhaps i should get into the art of doing less?Some people believe that doing nothing isn't a waste of time!It's how you do nothing?I'm gonna simplify my life & throw myself away!

The Universe will just throw me back into reality & then i'll throw it back fantasy!
Reality+Fantasy=Fool?
I don't know?
Does anybody really know what's going on?
What's the Answer?
I guess if we all knew......we would know
& then there would be no answer left?Right?Who's right?Maybe we're all wrong?Just joking? P.S.Everyone wants to get the last word!Silence is Golden!
I should stop all my Blah Blah Blah
& step out of my mind
& get some peace!
I'm going on a retreat to free my mind
from thoughts?
There's just too many things to think about
& too many things to do!Gorblimey!It's mental,the pace of contemporary evolution!It's all in the mind!It's funny how you can get born into this fantasy called Life!I wonder what other reality i'll get born into next?P.S.These days you've just got to go for it!Whatever it is?Want do we all need: peace,love & happiness etc!Cheeers!No one's perfect!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

This Is No Pixie Prattle!
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This is no pixie prattle!
There is a beetle battle
going on over the hill!
Don't stand still!
Get your jolly rattle
& join in!
Erase that grin!
This is no pixie prattle!
There is a beetle battle
going on over the hill
you silly dill
so join in
but don't kill
any beetles
in the battle!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Just Jingle Jangle Your Bells
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Jangle jingle
jingle jangle
all your bells
Mr Little Elf!
Jangle jingle
every single
bell
in your bag
of bells!
Just jingle away
for me today
because your jangling
rings my bell!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Dribble Your Pixy Prattle Somewhere Else!
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Garble garble gabble
gurgle gargle babble
Gurgle your babble
Gargle your gabble
I hate your tittle-tattle
so go & babble
gabble
babble
your pixy prattle
dribble
somewhere else
Mr Niggle!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh no!I have a serious bout of verbal diarrhoea!The words just keep spilling out of my mouth!Mr Chatterbox eat your heart out!Here i come!I'm going to have to build a wall of words around me.......& throw word spears up into the sky....until they vanish into the air!I'm trapped in a World Of Words!Oh no!I can't get away from words!They're everywhere!Words,words,words...................... .words & more words!Even if i don't say words.....i see words!I'm gonna suffer from wordophobia soon!Crikey!I still have to learn extra-terrestrial languages yet!
Oh no....if i translate my poetry it won't rhyme!Is there any such thing as Universal poetry or even Global poetry....using words that we can all understand?What about.....super...kaput...oops....arhhh....Um....Y eh.....Gggrrrrr.......ZZZzzzZZzzzz?
Cia & Goodbye!P.S.GooOse & oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hang on!I'm just about finished!No-one will ever read all these anyway so i may as well keep on writing because i'll never read them!This is going to be the Biggest Book on Earth!1,000,000 pages long!No!It's going to be son long that it can't be stored on one disk!I'm gonna be a disko jockey & giddyup forever until i never stop!yeh!Gallop!Gallop!Gallop!Where's the coconut shells Bruce ya flippin' gooOse!
Ten more stories & then i throwing my pen away!OOps!Ten more keys & i'll stop!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Draw An Earwig!
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Go & draw an earwig
or i'll hit you with this fig!
Draw one...you fussy wrinkle pot
before i get really hot
& crimp you,you wig!
I'm telling you
i'm a good shot
with this fig!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Unusual Precarious Snail
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There once was a snail
for sale
that inhaled
& exhaled
It had no tail
& left no trail.
It escaped from
a fairy tale!