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  • Stretch
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2001
    • 611

    "Do you juggle?"

    Not in the traditional sense. I do manipulate objects, but not balls and clubs. I spin a little poi, or rather I spin MEGA poi, a little. Best when performed to music, and also very effective for traffic flagging at car lots and the like.

    The most dramatic example of object manipulation that I practice is what I call Sky Painting or Sky Dancing.

    I manipulate - what an inadequate term - while on stilts, equipped with a 20 foot long "fishing pole" to which is attached a stroboscopic ribbon up to 60 feet long.

    Beset, nay, near drunk with music, I dance with my pole and ribbon. This is an interactive performance, mind you. The ribbon caresses the sky, and my audience: a cheek here, a shoulder there, a small hand. With little or no encouragement, children - and adults- reach - to reach, grasp and release the flowing colors.

    The breeze is my friend, enabling spirals, figure eights, circles and more. The wind teases me as I dance over the yielding ground. Near and far, left to right, forward to caress my , yes my audience. For they are mine. The fourth wall? What wall? Backwards, dancing to prepare for my next attack, my dance, dare I say, love, covers the stage. One performer covering a circus tent of volume, air and space, emotion and imagination. The colors flow, blend, separate, rejoin as the speed and patters change. My audience, seated, leans in to experience all the better. Faces up turned, some in joy, others in dumbfounded amazement. I am exhausted. The band continues, I continue, the kids are eternal in their quest for the ribbon. I am determined to conduct the music to its finish.

    Finally, the music is concluded. Drenched with sweat, my hair, hat, shirt, waist, soaked, saturated, I turn to face the crowd. Silence, more silence - I bow, the applause begins. The band leader takes the mic, and I hear: "well, we can't compete with that".

    I am shocked. Competition ? No, not that. But I understand. You take a risk when you do something that is outside of your audience's vocabulary. "he was a good juggler" is how you compliment a juggler. But how do you compliment the nearly indescribable?

    Later I hear "hypnotic", "mesmerizing". Soon, soon please, I hope to hear "spiritual".


    "Do you spin plates?"

    No, I prefer to stalk them.

    Like a giant jungle cat, or your tabby, I am always wary, alert to opportunities. Searching, seeking, observing. On the look out. The ebb, the flow of the jungle's - er, festival's- occupants. The trails to and from the watering hole, the buffet line, where my prey congregates. Places of concealment, possible distractions, dangers, impediments to my quest.

    For I am hungry. Deeply, urgently, hungry - for the chase!
    For the best tasting hot dog, desert, ice cream cone, funnel cake, pop corn or brisket, any where, any time, is the one you track down and stalk yourself!

    Ah, look! Over there: FOOD! a funnel cake on a plate! An ice cream cone, and a burrito!
    Observe:
    Quick, which opportunity is the best: the prey borne by the darting child, the athletic looking youth, or the lumbering, distracted adult?

    Choices matter. If I pick the wrong one, the chase will be too soon over. Ah, the child spots my cleverly here to fore concealed out sized telescopic fork. I put my finger to my lips, make eye contact, and gesture, ever so slightly to her brother's funnel cake. She understands. She consents to play along. The drama begins!

    Crouching like an invisible nine foot tall house cat, silently- surly, only I can hear the bells tinkling on my feet- I begin the stalk. Deftly keeping in his shadow, out of his peripheral vision, I pursue, hovering, dodging, twisting, even skipping as needed, I remain concealed. My near two foot long feet do me no favors, but I am adept. Occasionally bringing my fore finger to my lips, I signal my audience for cooperation. For we are all part of this drama of life and death!

    I close in. My stomach is hungry. I rub, my hand circling.
    My mouth involuntarily is opening and closing, as if taking bites of the funnel cake. My senses real: the sweet, greasy, aromatic funnel cake calls to me. My self discipline crumbles, I moan.

    I am discovered!

    Graciously he offers me some cake. A piece, perhaps is all he has in mind. Perhaps even a generous piece.

    Instead I deftly take the entire plate from him. I smile. I thank him profusely, over and over again for his generosity, his understanding. Breaking off a small bite of cake, I offer it to him. He takes it, swallows, perhaps in confusion and realization: The trickster clown has taken advantage of his generosity and trusting nature!

    I explain the culinary facts of life to him: The best tasting treat is the one you stalk yourself! He smiles. Laughs even. I return his funnel cake to him, after perhaps reserving a bit for myself. For even the clown deserves an award for a job well done!

    I look about. Ah, over there . . .


    web page

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    • scot
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2000
      • 1169

      What in the world is that?

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      • le pire
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2001
        • 1113

        I think it's a cry for help...


        étienne

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        • Mr.Taxi Trix
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2000
          • 1273

          Jesus, go take some juggling lessons!

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          • Butterfly Man
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2000
            • 1606

            The snow must have melted.

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            • Scot Free
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2001
              • 314

              Stretch,
              you're not saposed to drink the bongwater eh

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              • Stretch
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2001
                • 611

                The Sky Dancing piece is taken from two 2002 performances at the Lone Tree, Colorado concert in the park program. A year later they hired me for more hours, and more $. Marilyn told me that folks talked for weeks about my "conducting" the CSO in their performance of the Blue Danube.

                For last nights gig for a Rockies baseball player, the ribbon performance was specifically requested. But don't feel bad, even when you do see it, you may not believe it!

                It took about two years of on again, off again practice to develop enough muscle memory to make me happy with it. Not every performance is a peak performance of course, but those two that I write of, they were out standing. It was the jazz band, not the CSO leader, that made the "compete" comment.

                Sufficient space, and condition and direction of the wind is critical. I also prefer a seated audience, gives me more volume to move the ribbon in. Firm, level, ground is preferred to the rain soaked sod that was omni present at the CSO performance.

                The choice of music is a factor as well. Some stuff I can't do a thing to. I'm pretty much moving in half time with my feet and in full time with the ribbon . . . at least I think that is what happening. I prefer a piece I am familiar with, that way I can anticipate a little better. What usually happens, I show up and then find out what the music is. Then I either do it or not, no practice, just cold. Makes for an interesting challange.

                I wonder if it would fit in a circle act some how, but haven't the faintest clue how to string all my bits and pieces into a show. Some day I hope to figure it out.

                The plate stalking piece is a little more fanciful, but not by much!
                I get a lot of laughs from it, every time. Its a lot of fun.

                Maybe next I'll relate my "stilts on stilts" stunt. I walk on hand held stilts while wearing my strap on stilts!

                I know you don't have to read this, but I DID have to write it! Thanks for your patience and your comments.

                Bill


                PS, Good advice on the bong water, but unneeded.web page

                And Martin, YOU ROCK! Good luck with CdS!

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                • Rex Boyd
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 265

                  Back to the subject of Hype yourself blatantly......

                  If you want to see the updated Rex Boyd website including loads of new photos and even 4 videos then have a look at:



                  Best wishes,

                  Rex

                  [ 11-03-2003: Message edited by: Rex Boyd ]</p>

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                  • Adam Gertsacov
                    Senior Member
                    • Dec 2000
                    • 103

                    Flea circus article in NY Times!

                    Haven't hyped myself in a while.

                    My show was featured in the New York Times on Sunday. It was only in the regional section, so not everyone in the world saw it, but it got fair coverage I suppose.





                    You need to be a member of the nytimes in order to read it (it's free) If not, let me know and I will email it directly to you!

                    Right next to my article is an article about the invention of toilet paper. Hmmmmm....
                    Last edited by Adam Gertsacov; Feb-18-2004, 12:13 PM.

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                    • Peter Voice
                      Moderator
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 1065

                      My website got it's half millionth hit today.
                      I have no idea what that actually means but I haven't had a lot to hype myself about lately.
                      If you haven't seen it yet, it's at http://www.chalkcircle.com.au/
                      Every-one should watch their drawers!
                      http://www.chalkcircle.com.au/

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                      • Cybele
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 126

                        Watergate! the Musical

                        I did it! Come see it!!! Here's details!!!

                        Final Days! Watergate! the Musical, now playing at the Chesapeake Arts Center in Baltimore, Maryland, will resign on March the 28th! See it live, don't wait for the tapes!

                        Watergate! the Musical, book and lyrics by PNet member Cybele Pomeroy, is now showing at the Chesapeake Arts Center: Friday night the 26th and Saturday night the 27th at 8pm and Sunday the 28th at 3pm. Tickets are $12 for members and $15 for non-members. The show, concerning the events of and around the Watergate scandal of 1972, is told from the point of view of the Watergate Hotel staff, and is jam-packed with musical numbers.

                        Nixon sings "I Am Not A Crook",
                        Martha Mitchell makes a "Midnight Phone Call",
                        G.Gordon Liddy bids "Goodbye, Mrs. Liddy" to his dear wife, Frances.
                        Plumbers juggle, Oval Office dances, and the American People ask "How Could You, Mr. President?"

                        This show, directed by CJ Crowe, with musical compositions by Jason Brown, has been extremely well received by audience members. See www.ChesapeakeArts.org for details and directions. Don't miss it!

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                        • Evan Young
                          Senior Member
                          • May 2001
                          • 1002



                          I'm the best Jonny Junkfood ever!

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                          • Steven Ragatz
                            Senior Member
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 493

                            A picture is worth a thousand words:



                            'nuf said.

                            Steven Ragatz
                            Last edited by Steven Ragatz; Apr-29-2004, 01:25 PM.

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                            • Butterfly Man
                              Senior Member
                              • Dec 2000
                              • 1606

                              Hype for others too

                              Nice pix Steven ... you give a whole different slant to my line "Usually, I'd have to go to a bowling alley to meet a woman like you."

                              P.S. thanks for being the most helpful person on this forum (except maybe Jim)

                              Anyway, two new updates:

                              Steve (yo-yo king) Brown is on a recent cover of "Science News" (it's bi-weekly- no jokes please)

                              Lee Ross just sold his screenplay (finally) ... Holly Hunter stars.

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                              • le pire
                                Senior Member
                                • Mar 2001
                                • 1113

                                Lee sold his screenplay??!!??!!

                                Congrats Lee! Now maybe when you try to pick up random women in airports your lines will work.

                                I thought it was supposed to be Sharon Stone...

                                étienne

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