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What do you call a street performer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Bob.
Homeless.
Bob.
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What happens if he gets her pregnant?
He pays for her abortion in quarters.
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what do you call a street performers girlfriend?
lefty *(hold up left hand)Last edited by Evan Young; Mar-12-2008, 03:53 AM.Comment
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Q:What do you call a busker in a three-piece suit?
A: The defendant.Comment
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Q How many street performers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A 5. 1 to change the lightbulb and 4 to say how they wrote that bit first.Comment
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Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on a street performers arm?
A: a tattooComment
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Q How do you know you are marrying a street performer?
A. The wedding is on a Wednesday.Comment
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How many street performers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes half an hour, two volunteers and there is a whole lot of applause when it does go on.Comment
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It's funny because it's true...
Q:What did the street performer get on his SAT?
A: Drool...Comment
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Q: What's the difference between a street performer and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family.Comment
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This one's soo bad, it's great!
One performer asks another, "Which Nation is the best for busking?"
The other replies, "The Do-nation!"Comment
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Q: What do you say when a street performer knocks on your door?
A: Thanks, how much do I owe you for the Pizza?Comment
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Got another!
Why did the street performer wake wake up at 7?
Cause the supermarket closes at 8.Comment
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