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Bob Carr
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Street Performer Jokes!
Mar-11-2008, 08:40 PM
What do you call a street performer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
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Mar-11-2008, 11:15 PM
What happens if he gets her pregnant?
He pays for her abortion in quarters.
*joke slightly different in foreign countries
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Mar-12-2008, 01:50 AM
what do you call a street performers girlfriend?
lefty *(hold up left hand)
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Mar-13-2008, 05:29 AM
Q:What do you call a busker in a three-piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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Mar-13-2008, 07:19 AM
Q How many street performers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A 5. 1 to change the lightbulb and 4 to say how they wrote that bit first.
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Mar-13-2008, 07:29 AM
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on a street performers arm?
A: a tattoo
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Mar-13-2008, 07:36 AM
Q How do you know you are marrying a street performer?
A. The wedding is on a Wednesday.
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Mar-13-2008, 09:03 AM
How many street performers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes half an hour, two volunteers and there is a whole lot of applause when it does go on.
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Mar-13-2008, 09:18 AM
It's funny because it's true...
Q:What did the street performer get on his SAT?
A: Drool...
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Mar-13-2008, 08:27 PM
Q: What's the difference between a street performer and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family.
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Mar-14-2008, 10:28 PM
This one's soo bad, it's great!
One performer asks another, "Which Nation is the best for busking?"
The other replies, "The Do-nation!"
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Mar-15-2008, 06:39 AM
Q: What do you say when a street performer knocks on your door?
A: Thanks, how much do I owe you for the Pizza?
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Mar-16-2008, 11:02 PM
Got another!
Why did the street performer wake wake up at 7?
Cause the supermarket closes at 8.
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