You will soon post fortunes here

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

In the fall of 2007, you will dissapear for about 45 minutes.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

You will never lose an eye.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

You will go on a trip somewhere this year, provided you have the money and time to do so.

(from Ed Stander.)

[Rachel Peters]

Originally posted by Mr.Taxi Trix
You will never lose an eye.

Oh I WON'T, eh??
I'll prove YOU wrong!

........AA!! ......oh crap. .....ooooh crap.


...ow.

[Rachel Peters]

After reading this fortune you will notice every Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket you see, in your day-to-day travelings, and think of this fortune.

[Evan Young]

got this one before a gig at Six Flags America

"Enjoy yourself while you can"

[Rachel Peters]

An apple a day will not keep the doctor away.
It may give him some good bruises,
but he'll just keep coming until you pay him.

[Rachel Peters]

You will be disappointed.

[Frisbee]

"Two wrongs won't make a right, but three rights will make a left."

[Frisbee]

"park in driveways, drive in parkways and walk on walkways."

[nix225]

There's no I in team, but there is an M and E.

[Rachel Peters]

whoa.

[Frisbee]

"You will buy new clothes"


I actually got this in a fortune cookie once...

[Rachel Peters]

and did you?

[Rachel Peters]

misfortune cookies

My friend Darren just rattled off a pile of funny fortunes:



You will visit a bathroom before this day is done.

Eat more fiber.

If you smile, more people will criticise your teeth.

Live each day like you've just been freed from a mental institution.

Seek love online.

Everyone mocks you while you're in the bathroom.

Sorry, please try again.

Over 10,000 trees are chopped down every year to print fortunes. You
insensitive jerk.

This fortune smells like paper. And a bit like cookie.

By breaking the cookie, you've rendered this fortune untrue.

Your future will feature unrealized dreams, with a dash of toe-stubbing.
Sorry.

If you're not ugly now, you will be one day.

Never eat anything that winks at you.

For the rest of the day, you must avoid poisonous snakes.

You could afford to lose at least 5 pounds, fatty.

If you can't read this, you're an idiot. (This fortune should offend
no-one)

Repent!

Help! I'm trapped in a fortune-cookie factory!


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tee hee. funny Darren.