You will soon post fortunes here

[Rachel Peters]

you will re-assess whether it was a good idea to tell your boss to shut his pie hole.

[Rachel Peters]

or

(Maybe that last one belonged in "life lessons learned")

[Steven Ragatz]

We got a funny one last night. It read:

"Warning: do not eat fortune."

Steve

[scot]

"Performers.net
THE online community for international variety performers"

[jester]

Frisbe

Frisbe will be awarded Masters degree in stating the obvious and pointless. His posts will continue to be fewer than Magrats, but still none the less remarkable for how utterly unremarkable his contribution to this forum is.

Barry will pierce his nose accidently while juggling shirt pins at a flea circus convention.

Rachel Peters will go on to be the first female president of The United States of America....

Taxi will make millions with a CD called "The Sound of Rocks." and it's sequels "Rocks Rock" "Rocks Rock On" "Get your Rocks Off.. (my toes)" "The New York Philly plays the sound of Rocks" "Whale Song and Rocks" etc etc.

I will finally be accepted in the gutters of the performance world.

Magrat will grow pubic hair and then really give Martin a run for his money.

[Rachel Peters]

The United States of Canadia.

I like this guy.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

You will remain blind to those things which you cannot see.

[Rachel Peters]

paraphrased: you don't know that you don't know what you don't know.

[jester]

I didn't know I didn't know that, in fact I'm quite sure I already did.

[jesus]

seems your trying to say...

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.
- Donald Rumsfeld

[Pyromancer]

Tomorrow you might be able to leave the house without shitting your pants.

[Rachel Peters]

....................................no such luck.

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by Frisbee
In the not so distant future Rachel will be revealed to be none other than Magrat2005

if that were true, that means Jester, being me, is actually Rachel, since I am Rachel and hes me. And I DID NOT post just to up my post count, unlike some people who have said .....

Rachel, dont you have anything better to do then post here all bloody day, btw, the EDIT button can be found at the end of your post for future posting And theres nothing to like about Jesta, now run along like a good girl

Jesta, I'd give anyone a run for the money anyday, and I am not a little girl

[Rachel Peters]

Originally posted by Magrat2005
Rachel, dont you have anything better to do then post here all bloody day

nope!


Fortune: You will wake up to find you have become Polish.

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by Rachel Peters
nope!


Fortune: You will wake up to find you have become Polish.

yeah, you will wake up to find you have a life outside here....till then we'll carry on living in your nightmare