I'm curious about your private lives.

[the puppet guy]

What was the cleverest attempt made by an audience member to seduce you? Did it work?

Mine was a nymphet Mormon chick who locked gazes with me as she delicately sucked a popsicle stick dry with great...mmmm, drama.

She used a lipstick pencil to write her name on the stick and broke into puzzle bits... "Anna"

wrote her phone number on a dollar and then cut it into 20 bits...

Styley.

[martin ewen]

I'm so very tempted, and if you were who I think you are it would be fun (and if it's actually you lee, welcome, you took your time)
but I'm going to hold off a little til I'm sure.
It involved someone I found out later was my mother.

[Peter]

OK, I'll bite. This woman hung around for a while and talked to me between shows. She kept bending over so I could see down her bra and things like that. Finally she dropped a card in my hat with her name and phone number on it.

Peter

[the puppet guy]

Oh it's me, baby. I'm back and I'm bigger than ever... well, slightly thinner.

Nice to see your still lurking about, Ewen... so sorry to read about yer Mum...
Unless she's hot.

Lee

[Daniel Craig]

I got stalked by a gay guy in his early 20s who found out where the hotel I was staying was. He then proceeded to leave weird drawings from his sketchbook, assorted letters and pink plastic Denny's cups at my door.

And good to hear from you, Mr. Zimmerman, hope you're well!

[jester]

Nobody has ever tried to seduce me, let alone anybody clever. Well a mime artist did once actually but he wasn't my type and he made the fatal mistake of blowing the illussion and talking to me.
.

[martin ewen]

sort of both hot and not

Well Lee.
She LOOKED hot, but she was actually at room temperature and the embalmer had done such a good job that i didn't recognize her, and I got there early and she was such a good listener and I was lonely....(and you know a bit sad too, cos I loved my mum.)
I find inert people really seductive (people who make faces and run away, I find that quite a turn-off)
How slightly thinner are you?
Hard to imagine you svelte.
(not that you were ever fat, you had that arrested adolescent puppyfat thing going on.)
I bet you've got stories of your own to share.
Weren't you married to Hugh Hefner at one point?

[Evan Young]

Girlfriend found the post and I took it off. Sorry Jamie, I love you.

[newyorkstreetdean]

"Unless she's hot"

It is Lee!!!

Can't return drunken phone calls or drunken e-mails?

[ALAKAZAM]

"there's a group of texan cowgirls in that winnebago over there who asked if you like to join them for a couple of hours.....are you up for it?"
It was far from clever,but it got my attention.
AL.

[em]

hah!!!

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
gimme couple of days an i'll write properly we gotta go do a gig in Jersey, last time we went there, we, um got thrown out, but hey...sorry ignoring your thread title cos i'm too excited to be reply to a thread from THE Zimmerman! (ps we aint at glastonbury for the 1st time in 12 years, i think, an its been PISSING DOWN there)
couple a days, i be back!
love you, love from Peewee
x

[jesus]

Well a mime artist did once actually but he wasn't my type and he made the fatal mistake of blowing the illussion and talking to me.

Lame joke aside, who the hell says "Mime Artist"

[NYSB_Craig]

Lee!!!

Damn it, Led. Nice to hear from you. That's all I have for right now. I'm on that slight buzzed feeling where I know I should be far far away from Pnet before I type something stupid.

Whoops, already did.

[the puppet guy]

No Martin, Hef & I never really dated. He just kept me at his place for a while and used me up like a cheap whore... and I deserve bette- nooo... I deserve slightly bett-...nooo.
While I deserve something.
"Are you ashamed to be seen with me?"

Y'know, I think he actually preferred fake breasts to my rather ample, yet all-natural manboobs. ...queer.

[martin ewen]

Sounds like my relationship with Hulk Hogan.