I'm curious about your private lives.

[Lynneski]

Surely Hef just couldn't resist touching you ... why should he be any different?

(Hidey ho from me three, Lee)

[Spike McGuire]

The best seduction (and worst show I ever had), came after a circle of degenerates cluttering the streets of downtown Reno. The only thing I got was a note from a whore that introduced herself as P.B. Maxx. She asked for my autograph then gave me a napkin that stated "P.B. Maxx will X O U. 4th and wells". I've seen better penmanship from first graders...But she sucked a mean cock.

P.S. The last line was for comic effect, her snaggle tooth threw me off too much.

[jester]

Originally posted by jesus
Lame joke aside, who the hell says "Mime Artist"

The Sort of person who beleives in Jesus, The Patrician of Ankh Morpork, and just about anybody that isn't too heavily involved in the seedy world of hilarious over exagerated post expressionist sign language.

I forgive you my son. I forgive you.

[gav]

I was proposed to by my volunteer. She threw a ring up with the fire torch and now we are happily married. Just passed the 6 month line.
and then there was the time with the boat load of brazilian models who requested my presence for 213 hours !!

[jester]

Did you accept the offer by the Boat Load of Brazillian models?

[gav]

Yes, but as it turns out they only wanted me to scrape the barnicles off the hull!!
It was a joke, I was just trying to one up AL.

[UCO]

I am in the Yukon now, and the propositions are strange,
"Do you want to come down to the fishing hole" ( Don't really know what that means.
Or My eskimo mom can skin a salmon is 4 seconds" You can stay with me in the back on the winnie in the parking lot at Walmart.
I will post properly on this festival when it is finished, but thank god for walk by lines,

[ALAKAZAM]

One time in boston i actually got the $50 from the "$50 and i'll go home with you" line.
$25 each.....

[gav]

Al, I find that very very hard to believe !!


Hard to believe it's only ever happened once !

[martin ewen]

I'm sure al's done more

I did a show in France with a huge crowd who all loved me so much in so many individual ways and I ended up fucking a couple of hundred of them to death and left them lying on a nearby beach.
I have a photo to prove it!!

[Butterfly Man]

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love on her tummy

In the early days of Pier 39 I started getting exotic chocolate candy of all kinds put in my hat.

I took notice when they started being wrapped in cryptic notes with little drawings of butterflies on them.

It was several weeks before a young girl (19) approached me in person ... she said she worked in a specialty candy store called “Chocolate Heaven” …

If I remember correctly, she had quite a sweet tooth.