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[Mr.Taxi Trix]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Einstein.



Jim, my apologies. I couldn't find the F Yu thread, because I forgot the name of it, and thought you had chosen to trash it. Ever the critic, I couldn't let it slide, but lo, on closer inspection, there it is, hiding in broad daylight.

[Lynneski]

"Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt."

H.L. Mencken

[gav]

ice T

'freedom of speech, yeah that's the motherfuckin bullshit'
'the nca says profanity no air play, they can suck my dick while i take a shit all day'

Ice T really has a way with words

'You make a living from what you get, but you make a life from what you give' !
Winston Churchill I believe

[Ivan Bellari]

sappho

"When anger spreads through the breath, guard thy tongue from barking idly"

[Ivan Bellari]

Neil Gaiman

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it oepns up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

"time had slowed down drastically, but at least the cool wind purged my mind of aimless thoughts."


"Lizard", - Banana Yoshimoto

[Lee Nelson]

"he possesses the eternal optimism of the street performer"

marky ark - christchurch local

[martin ewen]

He who laughs last usually had to have the joke explained.

[Frisbee]

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights will make a left"

[Lee Nelson]

"once youve learnt to fake sincerity youve got it made"

[firegirl]

Originally posted by Frisbee
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights will make a left"

oh, thats fucking fantastic!
funny!!

[J-P]

"If I cut my left hand off, my right hand will still be left, right?"

[The Pretty Good]

If puns were outlawed, only outlaws would have puns.

[Lee Nelson]

never let the facts get in the way of a good story

[Stephon]

In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is still a freak