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a matrimonial occurrence
Yes Jim, and others. I got married.
To a woman
with all her faculties.
It helps that she's got some psyche training under her belt. Has the stamina and patience required to withstand my aberrant exhasting personality and is a creative writing teacher for gifted and special needs students. ( I fluctuate from one category to the other.)
She is also a trained dietitian and a mean psychoanalyst. (maybe not mean exactly).
She’s also got that New England thing where every day is spent as if nuclear winter starts tomorrow.
We had a romantic courtship, I sterilized myself so she wouldn’t inadvertently have to bear my corroded dysfunctional spawn and I chopped a lot of wood. (the nuclear winter thing..I humour her)
She did a lot of cooking and sexually taught me there was more to it than raping my mouth with the end of a beer bottle until it was empty. (who knew!)
It was a small ceremony, just us, the mormon tabernacle choir, The state wrestling team and a guy who came to get the coins out of the phone booth.
We are having a LARGE party on the weekend of OCT 10 (columbus weekend) held on a farm next to a river with pig on a spit and accomodation for all.
I am in the process of getting as much work this coming season as possible so that I can bribe people to come and intend to spend it all on this particular event.
You are all invited, yes everyone as theres nobody here I couldn't party with, but you know jester, if your going to moralise annd monopolise I really can't vouch for your safty. and ideally we will have some midnight madness show that attains legendary status and ruins my name in the community forever.
To a woman
with all her faculties.
It helps that she's got some psyche training under her belt. Has the stamina and patience required to withstand my aberrant exhasting personality and is a creative writing teacher for gifted and special needs students. ( I fluctuate from one category to the other.)
She is also a trained dietitian and a mean psychoanalyst. (maybe not mean exactly).
She’s also got that New England thing where every day is spent as if nuclear winter starts tomorrow.
We had a romantic courtship, I sterilized myself so she wouldn’t inadvertently have to bear my corroded dysfunctional spawn and I chopped a lot of wood. (the nuclear winter thing..I humour her)
She did a lot of cooking and sexually taught me there was more to it than raping my mouth with the end of a beer bottle until it was empty. (who knew!)
It was a small ceremony, just us, the mormon tabernacle choir, The state wrestling team and a guy who came to get the coins out of the phone booth.
We are having a LARGE party on the weekend of OCT 10 (columbus weekend) held on a farm next to a river with pig on a spit and accomodation for all.
I am in the process of getting as much work this coming season as possible so that I can bribe people to come and intend to spend it all on this particular event.
You are all invited, yes everyone as theres nobody here I couldn't party with, but you know jester, if your going to moralise annd monopolise I really can't vouch for your safty. and ideally we will have some midnight madness show that attains legendary status and ruins my name in the community forever.
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