Martin Kicks Arse

[jester]

Wow Reality Theatre?

I think the idea of making members of the public be the subject of the Live Theatre is bloody genius.

I mean I laughed - obviously - but seriously, you want to patent that before somebody actually does it.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/11/self_replicating_hoover/

This guy should help you engineer your revolutionary box office bums on seats machine.

I personally would start with something more ambitious like "Lord of the Rings On Ice." or "Spartacus II."

DOH! I posted again! My life is a failure. And I got out of the sauna, dried off and walked into the hotel internet cafe wearing nothing but a towel just to do this as well. Still, at least I'm not Ski-ing! Imagine that? Ski-ing in a towel. That would be stupid.

How much do you earn again Peter? I'm sure it was impressive.

[jester]

Originally posted by Peter Voice
So Magrat, what exactly are you "gonnabe" when you grow up?

Besides British, that is.

Well first off she's going to be young, able minded and free thinking.

Yes Peter I AM TALKING TO YOU, YES THAT'S RIGHT DEAR - HE WAS TALKING TO YOU!

She might be a "chick" if she's unlucky or given time she might one day be a Bus Driver.

She might be an artist and the streets of the world could be her canvas....

She might chose to live on a council estate (British Trailer Park but with real houses) and drink tenants with her hard earned subsistence wages.

She might even be British and make us Brits proud to be British Again.

She might be able to live with the fact that our swimmers, tennis players and cricketers just aren't as good as yours.

She might heckle at comedy clubs where the comedians are faster, sharper and classier with their put downs...

She might appear nude on the cover of "Warhammer World."

She might even go on ski-ing holidays.

[jester]

Originally posted by martin ewen
Magrat, I'm not cruel enough to, once I've realised You're actually a bit hurt, keep on at you. Its hard because you run hot and cold.
Theres no sport in hurting a hurt person.
I think your sister's the tough one.

I doubt it will spoil her holiday.

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by jester
Well first off she's going to be young, able minded and free thinking.

Yep, I agree with that

Originally posted by jester
She might be a "chick" if she's unlucky or given time she might one day be a Bus Driver.

"Chick" maybe, bus driver....would Martin let me behind the wheel of his bus?

Originally posted by jester
She might be an artist and the streets of the world could be her canvas.....

I'm not an artist - Im a fucking piece of art!!

Originally posted by jester
She might even go on ski-ing holidays.

er....yeah, or I could go some place hot where I aint gonna freeze my tits off

[jester]

So you still haven't ruled out the Warhammer Offer then?

[Magrat2005]

no, but I didnt even consider it, anyways, I dont do nude pictures.....for anyone

[martin ewen]

Bit mushy the skiing this morning.

Golly...4 posts in just over 30 minutes. I don't even have to open them to know I've scored.
Anyway re the BUS, I was thinking we should have a parrot. No idea what we'd call it but we'd teach it to say 'Conditioned response..Conditioned response." and "I'm being used...I'm being used."
We could all laugh knowingly.

[jester]

Re: dear mr scarecrow

Originally posted by martin ewen
I do love a subtexturolist.
II think on one level jester and I are engaged in a jesting competition,

Not at all Martin. Hang on I'll show you what I mean.

[martin ewen]

This person is on your Ignore List.

5 posts in a morning. You wouldn't be trying to get my attention would you? Sorry, I'm not even tempted.
Perhaps later.

[Magrat2005]

2 replies? And you aren't tempted, Martin? Gosh if this is what its like to be ignored by you it must be a bit manic when you are interested.

[Magrat2005]

Re: Bit mushy the skiing this morning.

Originally posted by martin ewen
Anyway re the BUS, I was thinking we should have a parrot. No idea what we'd call it but we'd teach it to say 'Conditioned response..Conditioned response." and "I'm being used...I'm being used."
We could all laugh knowingly.

This thread is no more, its a dead topic, it has deceased, gone to meet it's maker. It is Pining for the Fiords. Not Funny. Next! And now for something completely different...

[firegirl]

HEH, HEH, HEH...

...you said pining for the fiords.

funny.

[Peter Voice]

It appears Jester thinks Magrat is incapable of talking for herself.

But then again, it doesn't matter to Jester who a posting is directed to, it is obvious (to him) that they are all about him and need his opinions.

So I repeat my question hoping Magrat might actually have some relevent performing ambitions other that infecting p.net with 'vebatum venereal'.

"So Magrat, what exactly are you "gonnabe" when you grow up?"

Pls note Magrat, Art is an imitation of life. It must be a product of artifice and contrivance. Should I conclude from your statement, "I am a fucking piece of art", that you are a completely contrived piece of fiction (aka bullshit) as has been previously speculated here?

[Magrat2005]

talking for myself

Peter I can talk for myself, thankyou...so let me talk - to you, that is

what am I gonna be when I grow up...Im 20, isnt that grown up? and what does a girl become when she grows up, a woman, didnt they teach you that at school? so thats what I'll be - a woman

as for the art thing, if someone painted a portrait of me would that be a 'imitation of life' since Im clearly alive? yeah, then I would be a fucking piece of art....

[Peter Voice]

I am truly humbled by your grasp of Pythonian logic.