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  • jester
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 1084

    Martin Kicks Arse

    In another thread martin wrote:

    "Now lets start lots more interesting topics like this one. Oh I know! If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?
    This is all group bonding 101 bullshit.
    We could also make subtopics about our favorite bands and fashion designers and chat about those.
    Hold on I’ve just had a brilliant idea. We could all invite our audiences to share there lives with us here on p.net. Too fucking late, been done.
    None of you are that interested in each other, you just want your moment in the spotlight. To presume anyone is interested in when exactly you sprouted pubic hair, its not a set up for a joke or anything, its just sprouted (sic) out there as a bald (sic) fact. Not content with the tedium of the present we now revisit our tedius pasts.
    Could you people do us all a big favor and try and make you lives a wee bit more interesting before you opt for sharing them. Thanks so much.
    Hey robert, anytime you want to pass on that bitter baton, I’m right here buddy, I’m ready


    This was after he too had indulged himself with an exagerated account of his legendry status at school

    This bit here is the classic

    I was an unbeaten debater. I learned to classify and predict people. I hated classless dumb as pig shit bullies but i admired perps who chose their victims out of their own sense of justice and had any flair.
    I disliked kids that were convinced they were superior only because they were not quite bright enough to realise how transparently stupid they appeared. People who confused childishness with wit. I disliked lots of people and still do. I made lots of people laugh and still do.


    Okay Martin.

    First of all this is the drivel section and we can all play our self indulgent little games if we wish. And you do too.

    2nd Childishness isn't always wit, but it is often humour. You are obsessed with not being childish, this is in fact immaturity on your part, it's a phase you go through as you grow up which you still have not grown out of yet.

    3rd You hate classless pig shit bullies but you admire bullies with flair. Every bully in the world beleives that his particular brand of bullying is justified. You are a bully and a killjoy.

    4th Those who learn to classify and predict people quickly are commonly refered to as prejudiced or Facists.

    5th You are absolutely shit at debating. How come, me the retard can give you such a run for your money.

    Have a nice day.
  • martin ewen
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 1887

    #2
    "I learned to classify and predict people."

    Brilliant! not one but 2 kneejerk reponses, exceeded my predictions.

    You are amusing but not in the way you imagine.

    "You are obsessed with not being childish, this is in fact immaturity on your part."

    You seem to have overlooked a fairly important fact here .
    I've been a very successful international clown for over 20 years.

    I'm not going to bicker with you because frankly you bore me and are transparently contradictionary. But its always fun making the jester all puffed up and serious and paternal. Its actually what real jesters did to other people and here I am doing it to you. I'm not serious and you are. Thanks for playing

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    • jester
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2000
      • 1084

      #3
      Like I said. You are shit at debate. I played and I think you'll find I'm winning.

      Thanks for the game. Try again later?

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      • jester
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2000
        • 1084

        #4
        Originally posted by martin ewen
        [B
        You seem to have overlooked a fairly important fact here .
        I've been a very successful international clown for over 20 years.

        [/B]
        Ah resting on the past. Perhaps we could play "What celebrity would like to come back as."

        I not being serious. I loving you being Uber Twat!

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        • jester
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2000
          • 1084

          #5
          Originally posted by martin ewen
          "I learned to classify and predict people."

          Brilliant! not one but 2 kneejerk reponses, exceeded my predictions.

          Ah so you learned to Underestimate people. I think that's what I meant earlier.

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          • jester
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2000
            • 1084

            #6
            I should say that Martin was online when this was first posted, he veiwed it but it took him nearly an hour to come up with his first response.

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            • Magrat2005
              Senior Member
              • Feb 2005
              • 333

              #7
              Jesta, Martin has already had a go at today (by me) so theres no need to kick a man while hes down, show more 'decoru' when you win a bitch fight, even if its not often

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              • martin ewen
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2000
                • 1887

                #8
                Wow...4 new posts in reply, those new brilliant rebuttals just keep popping into your head don't they. Each more devastatingly astute and precisely relevant than the last.
                And funny too. You sure can joke around.

                I'm already crippled by magrats onslaught, so you should just leave off to let me lick my wounds.
                I've never been in a bitch fight before, it was really frightening.

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                • jester
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 1084

                  #9
                  It wasn't a bitch fight. It was an argument with logic. And Mr "I'm so brilliant at debating" LOST! There was no pulling hair, scratching or punching below the belt.

                  As for Decorum. He can't stand losing and I just had to keep socking the points to him.

                  And then when he was smarting from this one he had to go over to another thread (after he said he wasn't playing with me anymore) and try his luck there.

                  You might enjoy a bitch fight with him, but that's because he's a patronising sexist old git who plays gentle with you because you are a girl. If you were a bloke he would treat you far differently.

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                  • Magrat2005
                    Senior Member
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 333

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jester
                    You might enjoy a bitch fight with him, but that's because he's a patronising sexist old git who plays gentle with you because you are a girl. If you were a bloke he would treat you far differently.
                    at least he bitch fights with me, unlike you, Jesta, only cuz Im more than half your height!!

                    Martin, I look forward to our next bitch fight, cuz its fun!!

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                    • firegirl
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 452

                      #11
                      Originally posted by martin ewen
                      I've been a very successful international clown for over 20 years.
                      something about that sentance made me laugh hysterically...

                      not that it's not true, martin... but, damn that's some funny language!

                      heee-hee!
                      Last edited by firegirl; Mar-07-2005, 03:21 PM.

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                      • firegirl
                        Senior Member
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 452

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jester
                        Uber Twat!
                        then there is THAT phrase...

                        god, you guys are really giving me tons of stuff to lighten my mood today... !

                        thank you, thank you!!!

                        tee-heee, pt. 2

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                        • Doctor Eric
                          Senior Member
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 955

                          #13
                          Hold on there Scrappy-Doo...

                          Jester, at some point you are going to have to realize that no matter how much you taunt, tease, "attack", yell, scream, whine, cry, piss and/or shit yourself, Martin is never going to bounce you on his knee, beat up the other Jesters for you, pin your lunch money to your shirt, play catch with you, give you a sponge bath, or pay your mother any alimony.

                          Get over it, move on, and invest in therapy.

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                          • firegirl
                            Senior Member
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 452

                            #14
                            And, that's Comedy!

                            Originally posted by Doctor Eric
                            Jester, at some point you are going to have to realize that no matter how much you taunt, tease, "attack", yell, scream, whine, cry, piss and/or shit yourself, Martin is never going to bounce you on his knee, beat up the other Jesters for you, pin your lunch money to your shirt, play catch with you, give you a sponge bath, or pay your mother any alimony.

                            Get over it, move on, and invest in therapy.
                            NOW THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY!

                            ::high five to doc::

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                            • the scarecrow
                              Member
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 25

                              #15
                              Jester.

                              I think you've made a mistake. Can't you see. Dr Eric is your Dad and now he's jelous of the attention Martins getting.

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