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Maybe you can seek professional help, Firegirl.
In these enlightened times the laws and the medical practitioners of most western nations recognise this as a psychological abomination as opposed to criminal behavior. Some countries have even repealed the mandatory sterilisation laws but I'd stay out of Spain if I were you.
Of course, the drugs they give you will fuck your brain and take away your sense of humour but, fear not, as this will improve your juggling to the point where you will fall in love with yourself and spend the rest of your days happily masturbating and thus no longer be a threat to the gene pool.
In these enlightened times the laws and the medical practitioners of most western nations recognise this as a psychological abomination as opposed to criminal behavior. Some countries have even repealed the mandatory sterilisation laws but I'd stay out of Spain if I were you.
Of course, the drugs they give you will fuck your brain and take away your sense of humour but, fear not, as this will improve your juggling to the point where you will fall in love with yourself and spend the rest of your days happily masturbating and thus no longer be a threat to the gene pool.
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