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  • Peter Voice
    Moderator
    • Dec 2000
    • 1065

    #16
    Maybe you can seek professional help, Firegirl.
    In these enlightened times the laws and the medical practitioners of most western nations recognise this as a psychological abomination as opposed to criminal behavior. Some countries have even repealed the mandatory sterilisation laws but I'd stay out of Spain if I were you.
    Of course, the drugs they give you will fuck your brain and take away your sense of humour but, fear not, as this will improve your juggling to the point where you will fall in love with yourself and spend the rest of your days happily masturbating and thus no longer be a threat to the gene pool.
    Every-one should watch their drawers!
    http://www.chalkcircle.com.au/

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    • Stephon
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 651

      #17
      It would be so sad

      Originally posted by Peter Voice
      spend the rest of your days happily masturbating
      Does anybody unhappily masturbate?

      How about revenge masturbation?

      Pity masturbation?

      Makeup masturbation?

      Masturbate just to get past that awkward stage?

      Ever fantasize they're masturbating someone else?

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      • firegirl
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2001
        • 452

        #18
        Originally posted by Peter Voice
        Of course, the drugs they give you will fuck your brain and take away your sense of humour but, fear not, as this will improve your juggling to the point where you will fall in love with yourself and spend the rest of your days happily masturbating and thus no longer be a threat to the gene pool.

        hahahaaaa... !!

        that's pretty fucking funny... heh.

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        • firegirl
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2001
          • 452

          #19
          Re: It would be so sad

          Originally posted by Stephon
          Does anybody unhappily masturbate?
          that's what i'm saying...

          too funny, y'all...

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          • Peter Voice
            Moderator
            • Dec 2000
            • 1065

            #20
            Hey, it could be worse, Firegirl, you could have a thing about Jesters, Mimes and Escapologists.
            If you turned into one of them, you might never give yourself that much pleasure again.
            Every-one should watch their drawers!
            http://www.chalkcircle.com.au/

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            • firegirl
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2001
              • 452

              #21
              or, ren faire jousters...

              that would be my own personal low... if i had a thing for ren faire jousters.
              Last edited by firegirl; Mar-05-2005, 12:44 PM.

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              • Stephon
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 651

                #22
                Originally posted by firegirl
                or, ren faire jousters...

                that would be my own personal low... having a thing for ren faire jousters.
                I say this with all compassion. . .seek help.

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                • firegirl
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 452

                  #23
                  *IF* i had a thing for ren faire jousters...

                  *IF* is the operative word in that sentance.

                  ewww... like i want to be nekkid with horse boys?

                  no way!

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