Toronto Woman Foils Suicide Pact

[Magrat2005]

Thanks Dan *gives big hug* and I didnt say I'll post nude, I said I'll post my tits, but I think what this site should have is a p.net photo album, where memebers (if they want to) can post a/several pictures of themselves...I just think that would be a good idea

[jester]

Thanks Dan,

I can take lectures on comedy from a man who thinks "Get a fucking room." Is wit.

Your humble superior

Jonathan the Jester

[martin ewen]

Its like poking a senile granny in the eye

Apparently you can't take lectures on comedy from anyone. A congenital aversion to the production of comedy. You aim what you suppose COULD be comedy to a race of people you like to call 'Lesser beings'
Who are these 'lesser beings'? Where are they? Just because people quietly tolerate your painfully overconfident attempts at humour doesn't mean they're lesser.
You can't find a graceful way to disengage / reevaluate / re-engage and its pitiful to watch.

We're all performers here, we do it for a living. We have track records of comedy.
Who are you to deem whats witty or not?
I can justify myself primarily BECAUSE I'M FUNNY.
You apparently have little reason other than your need to have an audience, any audience, at any cost. Why?
Its a fucking rhetorical question.
We're the least, lesser beings you're ever going to be exposed to.
So far I've found your 20 year old redhead more capable of impro and change of direction.

[Famos Bramwells]

put up your phone numbers and do a conference call and then get back to us with a synopsis, then argue about it and start a new thread about where threads should go and when you should start one and who gets to go in it and what you should say if you are not sure the person you are talking to exists or if they do will you ever meet them without feeling slightly embarrassed and then start another thread about string and how long it can get and how many pieces your old school caretaker used to have in his pockets. And bring in hedgehogs and th real reasons for the first world war and how it is connected to the faking of the moonlandings in my dad's garage,
I really like red wine.

[Magrat2005]

Re: Its like poking a senile granny in the eye

Originally posted by martin ewen
So far I've found your 20 year old redhead more capable of impro and change of direction.

Whats that 'pose to mean? and btw, I'm not his '20 year old redhair' thankyou, I'm Dans

[martin ewen]

It means you've taken jibes from various directions and positive stuff and chosen your replies. You've changed direction, anti-dan/pro dan. Its ok.
I have to ski now.

[Magrat2005]

Cool, I'm glad everythings ok,

[jester]

I'm a seasoned performer too, Martin, but not a pretentious goon who has lost all objectivity with his deep rooted personal loathing of someone he has never met.

Comedy is about context. You don't find me funny, boo hoo, others do. The "lesser beings" was an ironic allusion to your arrogant assumption that you have the definative sense of humour.

You don't know what's funny. You know what you find funny and that is all.

I know what I find funny and I know I am not alone in that. You are my inferior in terms of humour and in terms of intellect, it's why you keep biting.

As for my red head. I don't own anybody. She seems to like you but you can clearly afford to alienate people and piss them off.

If I was as insecure as you, I would find your attempted insults slightly worrying. But I'm not nearly as insecure or inwardly unhappy as you, and you resent my superior inner confidence and happiness.

In your correspondence with me you have sunk to an undignified level which should really be beneath you. You often say that I am unimportant and you will no more argue with me, but you can't resist having a swipe at me whenever you are slightly baited.

We've had this conversation before, and once again you are here, arguing the toss with a worthless jester. I think you will have to admit that this proves the point of the last less than beautiful exchange we had.

I AM WINNING. YOU CAME BACK. My language may not be as pretty, but you are reduced to putting more coal on the fire while I get to be the clue train driver. Woooh! Woooh!.

Everytime you let your little embittered demons control your keyboard you surrender more dignity.

You're kind of clever, you have an ability with cruelty, but you aren't that funny. It'll take more than capital letters to convince me.

And now here I am, I feel sorry for you, I can't beleive that you are reduced to this. You are not very well in the soul and while your anger and annoyance may temporarily invigorate you, I fear that it would be cruel for me to continue arguing with you.

But you are cruel so I probably will.

[Magrat2005]

WOW...my first thread...already got two pages...already got people arguing....and none of its about what I posted to begin...ever mind...I guess mass suicide is common to you guys

[Airborne Dan]

Seasoned performer? Seasoned with what? Here is a list of all the people in the world Jester is funnier than:

nobody
O.K. maybe Dick Cheney

And speaking of mass suicide I bet it happens all the time to Jonathan the Jester's audiances. There I finally got back to the topic of the thread. I knew it'd happen eventually.

[Butterfly Man]

the i*s have it

Kool aid, Kool aid tastes great ... wish i had some cant wait.

[Magrat2005]

hey guys!!! I asked Jim about a p.net photo album (I know, I'm obsessed) and this is what he said:

"It's a good idea. I don't want to start a new forum, though. If you want to post a picture on YOUR "Who's Who" thread and encourage other's to do the same, I think it would be just fine.

SOmetime in the future, there will be a more elaborate database of performers here with photos and profiles, but for now, just start it in the threads. I'm sure others will follow."

so can you all do that, it'd be great, and I'll post a picture of me!!

now, Martin and Jester - there's no humour in your exchanges - unlike else where.

Martin: Jester desperately wants your approval
Jester: Martin is angry because you challenge his authority

you two are like an old married couple - you actually love each other but your contempt and respect is like love and hate - they're both the same thing!!

[martin ewen]

You flatter yourself

I don't loath you, You're annoying, get some perspective. And if your game is 'be annoying till I get bites' then well done you are indeed winning. See I've posted again, SCORE!
You deserve some cruelty after peppering these boards with nothing but your tedious opinions for months, If you were capable of anything other than basement level provocation, ("I'm being annoying Tee Hee he he") then you might consider posting something of potential value, A library piece, A performance related link or two, something thats divorced from your insatiable appetite to blather.
I blather too but am careful to Add to the boards so as to dilute my selfishness, you seem to have no grasp of this site other than as a vehicle to fuel your ego.
Remember when you started the 'argue the toss' thread and nobody came? Your social skills are lame.
Thanks for pointing out the rules of your game though, see if you can involve me now.

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by Airborne Dan
Seasoned performer? Seasoned with what? Here is a list of all the people in the world Jester is funnier than:

nobody
O.K. maybe Dick Cheney

And speaking of mass suicide I bet it happens all the time to Jonathan the Jester's audiances. There I finally got back to the topic of the thread. I knew it'd happen eventually.

thankyou Dan for getting back on topic *hugs*

Martin, who you talking to?

[jester]

Martin.

Basement level humour. You are as guilty as I am. I have contributed some fun stuff to the Forum. However, when people want to play basement level bollocks, I play. Like I said, I enjoy it.

You don't. But you still allow yourself to get sucked in. Tough titties.

Airborne Dan is basement level, so I play him at his level.

Scott on the other hand, was able to argue in a civilised manner with me.

Now I don't agree with Scott on just one small issue. So Scott and I, being adults with developing minds (as opposed to your rapidly oncoming senility) discussed an interesting point without getting personal.

Now Scott is no pussy, no whimp, just a hell of a lot more grown up than you are.

Stop resorting to the "nobody likes you because one of your threads failed" argument. It is so desparate. You really don't understand this dignity and loss of it logic at all do you?

Your funny stuff normally revolves around insulting somebody, criticising their weakness or describing how you got violently ill because you drink too heavily. This you seem to believe gives you a Dylan Thomas type romantic self destructive aura. Well Martin, you have redeeming features and I'm sure you are a better man than I have evidence of. Now fuck off and enjoy yourself more, I feel uncomfortably sorry for you.